#ggrpgjane

[xoxogossipgleek]

mm2 "getting away" for a little while? sounds familiar. literally hasnt this happened in his family already?

Spontaneous “getaways” are more common than you’d think, and they’re almost never just vacations. Just ask JH and BA, who -- in addition to MM1, of course -- could easily tell you a thing or two about “retreats.” 

xoxo 

[astrachel-blog]

text | janechel

RACHEL: Jane, I'm so sorry to bother you when I'm sure you're extremely busy, but these past few months have slipped away from me and I hadn't realized that we have only 42 days until Cotillion and we have nothing finalized!

RACHEL: Obviously I have my own dress, of course, but we need to convene an official meeting of the panel and make sure that we're not scrambling at the last minute to put together the most perfect debutante ball that we can! I already feel like it's the last minute and we're too late to have secured the best ... everything!

RACHEL: Please tell me that you have at least something in order?

[xoxogossipgleek]

BREAKING: One man’s loss is our gain, here at GG, and have we got some juicy stories for you! We’ve gotten our hands on a major source of information and we’ll be parceling it out over the next couple of days in order to keep you wanting more~ 

First we have a blind item that one of our favorite power couples is actually a complete sham. Fake relationships aren’t new to to the UES, of course -- couples use each other for sex or status all the time -- but we never thought that this upstanding citizen and prime candidate for UES royalty would willingly enter into such a scheme. Then again, what other reason would he have for actually dating trash from across the river? It’s not like he’d actually have feelings for her -- especially since she’s little more than a glorified call girl. We have to wonder if he’s paying for the pleasure of her company, like so many of her other clients. Besides, who would want to sully themselves with that? 

None other than M.M.1, of course, who is -- we have the receipts -- a confirmed lesbian. 

Our second blind item includes a bouncing bundle of joy from someone other than S.L. -- made all the more exciting because this one’s already been born. Now, dear readers, we’ll ask you to do some math here, but I’m sure if you look at the various vacationers last summer, you’ll be able to put everything together. Our only question is who daddy is -- but maybe once we get some results from our erstwhile queen, we’ll have another answer ready to post. Sisterhood is so important, isn’t it? 

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[brooklynboyevans-blog]

xoxojanehayward replied to your post:you're a virgin that can't drive

If this is the worst dirt someone has on you, you need better dirt.

I need better dirt, or they just gotta work harder to find out my dirt.

[xoxogossipgleek]

JH for Queen! I'm here for the new royalty. May her rule be as gorgeous as she is.

Look at this, our new Queen’s already got her very own groupies. As smooth as your ascension was, be careful, JH--is it better to rule through love or fear? I hope for your sake that SL didn’t let her maternal instincts lead her astray; KW’s claws are sharper, and QF’s dance is a little neater. Better watch your back, because for every adoring fan there’s somewhere ready to take your place.

xoxo

[xoxogossipgleek]

"Queens have something in common"? racist

This isn’t the first comment suggesting that I just might have a truly unsavory hidden agenda, but let me be the first to assure you that among all the agendas that my little eyes and tiny ears do in fact have, this one wouldn’t even make the list. 

And if that’s the first thing you see when you look at Constance’s line, we might suggest that you’re the racist, little anonymouse. There’s far more tying these Queens together than just what’s on the surface; we might even say it’s actually something that starts deep inside ... and we don’t mean the heart. 

xoxo

[xoxogossipgleek]

BREAKING: 

S.L. has made a two-fold announcement at the opening of the brand new club Nova. First, her successor is -- to some surprise -- J.H., but Queens do need to take after one another, so maybe K.W. was always out of the running. 

The better news? S.L.’s reason for abdicating early: a good old-fashioned teen pregnancy. Been a while since we’ve had one of those, hasn’t it? 

Other than that, it looks like M.M.2′s pet project hasn’t exploded after all. We’re almost disappointed here at GG, but it looks like that trip to the hospital just might be worth it after all. The question is: how can you impress Daddy Dearest when he hasn’t bothered to show? Looks like he doesn’t care as much as you think, M. 

xoxo

[xoxogossipgleek]

Don't people know that old flames only cause bigger fires when they're re-lit? Someone's bound to get burnt.

We’d agree, but we think J.P. and J.H. have their own special brand of fire insurance ... the policy should be good for about 18 years or so. 

xoxo