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mm2 "getting away" for a little while? sounds familiar. literally hasnt this happened in his family already?
Spontaneous “getaways” are more common than you’d think, and they’re almost never just vacations. Just ask JH and BA, who -- in addition to MM1, of course -- could easily tell you a thing or two about “retreats.”
xoxo
APRIL 6, 2016
I hope you didn’t think that Monday’s blast was all we had for you, UES! Our treasure trove of secrets has so much more in it than just those paltry tidbits.
Being a twin must be hard work, since both M.M.1 and M.M.2 have been reported as attending therapy sessions. Why not just let it out, kids? Where’s the shame in admitting that you have a problem?
And that’s not all that runs in the family... but I suppose when you just can’t help yourself it doesn’t matter where or who you get it from, does it, #2? We had no idea that you knew so many “upstanding” older gentlemen around the city.
Another thing that’s hard work? Being almost, but not quite Queen. It’s just enough to drive Q.F. to drink, with confirmation that she was Accidental Palm Tree Emoji Wasted at Nova’s opening ... and cites vodka shots as her own personal therapy of choice. Trying to escape your past, Q, or just making sure your vision’s so blurry you can’t see your own reflection?
And in other news, we know that D.R. isn’t known for hanging around the classiest parts of the city, but we’re pretty sure that this wannabe rockstar works in a music store -- not as a late-night bike messenger. And besides, don’t couriers usually get tips? We’re still debating if she’s even worth following, but for now we’re gonna keep our eyes peeled.
xoxo
BREAKING: One man’s loss is our gain, here at GG, and have we got some juicy stories for you! We’ve gotten our hands on a major source of information and we’ll be parceling it out over the next couple of days in order to keep you wanting more~
First we have a blind item that one of our favorite power couples is actually a complete sham. Fake relationships aren’t new to to the UES, of course -- couples use each other for sex or status all the time -- but we never thought that this upstanding citizen and prime candidate for UES royalty would willingly enter into such a scheme. Then again, what other reason would he have for actually dating trash from across the river? It’s not like he’d actually have feelings for her -- especially since she’s little more than a glorified call girl. We have to wonder if he’s paying for the pleasure of her company, like so many of her other clients. Besides, who would want to sully themselves with that?
None other than M.M.1, of course, who is -- we have the receipts -- a confirmed lesbian.
Our second blind item includes a bouncing bundle of joy from someone other than S.L. -- made all the more exciting because this one’s already been born. Now, dear readers, we’ll ask you to do some math here, but I’m sure if you look at the various vacationers last summer, you’ll be able to put everything together. Our only question is who daddy is -- but maybe once we get some results from our erstwhile queen, we’ll have another answer ready to post. Sisterhood is so important, isn’t it?
xoxo
BREAKING:
S.L. has made a two-fold announcement at the opening of the brand new club Nova. First, her successor is -- to some surprise -- J.H., but Queens do need to take after one another, so maybe K.W. was always out of the running.
The better news? S.L.’s reason for abdicating early: a good old-fashioned teen pregnancy. Been a while since we’ve had one of those, hasn’t it?
Other than that, it looks like M.M.2′s pet project hasn’t exploded after all. We’re almost disappointed here at GG, but it looks like that trip to the hospital just might be worth it after all. The question is: how can you impress Daddy Dearest when he hasn’t bothered to show? Looks like he doesn’t care as much as you think, M.
xoxo
text | mcporter
SPENCER: u doin ok tonight man?
TEXT | mcporter
SPENCER: hey just checkin in how u holding up? u sleep?
spotted: mason on a stretcher wheeled into lenox hill hospital!!!
M.M2 MIA no more. It looks like M.R. had reason to worry after all. Do they give visiting privileges for rebounds? With Nova’s opening just a few days away, we certainly wish M.M2 all the best--we’d hate for it to live up to its name and blow up in his face.
xoxo
Mason missing in action.
Consider this an APB, UES: if anyone has any info on the whereabouts of Little Rose’s boyfriend, send your tips here and we’ll post them. It’d be a shame to lose him this close to his grand opening.
xoxo
