2015 SNOWFLAKE BALL EDITION
First things first, let’s just establish that tonight is thus far not nearly interesting enough. I expected more from you, UES.
Like any glamorous red-carpet event, though, we’re going to take a look at who’s hot and who should have probably stayed at home tonight.
The quest for Queen continues, with S.L. and Q.F. taking opposite ends of the spectrum as they stun everyone with their entrances. The current crown-holder impressed in a sheer gown that left almost nothing to the imagination -- good thing she’s got the goods to back it up -- and Contender Q showed up in a feathered ballgown fit for a Disney Princess. But where are the Princes for these royal rivals? It’s a daring move for both of them.
Newcomer M.R. arrives in a surprisingly chic, if outdated, two-piece ensemble. Looks like M.M.2′s generosity hasn’t gone unnoticed, since last we heard, lunch ladies don’t have the cash to drop on a new frock for their girls. But Daddy’s boys have to stick with Daddy’s girls, don’t they?
And of course, J.S.J. is looking as stunning as always in a gorgeous slimming navy suit with classic lines. We have zero complaints, darling. ♥
With more costume changes than an Oscars host, S.S. can’t seem to make up his mind which look actually looks best on him. All of them? None of them? He doesn’t need a gimmick to get our attention, but maybe he just didn’t want to be spotted. Or maybe he has too many outfits in his overflowing closet and not enough places to wear them.
M.M.1. and S.P. definitely should have reconsidered their looks -- this isn’t a midwestern prom, kids. It’s a wonder that he didn’t put a corsage on her wrist, but it’s not as though he’d know anything about how to treat a lady.
No one ever accused B.A. of being on the cutting edge of fashion and tonight is no exception. Leave the tweed for the 40 year old professors and try to take a page from ... well, almost anyone else.