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someone watch saltybet with me
either goku z2 or Ghetto Warmachine is gonna go to the finals and I'm p. hype
Salt Must Flow
Who would win in a fight, Superman or Goku? Well first you have to make distinction about what 'age' Superman you're talking about, I mean, golden age Superman could go back in time by spinning the earth around, on the other hand Goku blew up...
Actually, you know what, that matchup is boring as hell and no one cares anymore. I'm more interested in who would win in a fight, Wolverine or Marvin the Martian, adamantium bones versus disintegration rays, ravenous skill versus hordes of easily created green dodo mooks.
Actually, how about a fight between Ryu from “Street Fighter” and Colonel Sanders, Hadouken versus chicken. What about some sort of giant anime girl head versus a featureless green sphere. A giant pixelated shadow versus some sort of swirly-faced multiplying zombie creature.
Are you interested in these fights as much as I am? Then maybe you should check out Saltybet.com. The long/short of it is, this is a site that randomly selects user created fighting characters (from M.U.G.E.N. for the initiated), hands them to computers, and lets them slug it out. The kicker: After registering on the site, it gives you a bunch of fake money so you can bet on them.
I'm going to re-summarize that so the Cyberpunk of the situation sinks in. This is a site dedicated to letting digital representations of nerd/pop culture icons beat the shit out of each other so nerds can bet fake money on it.
So you're on the site now? Good. I'm a bit of a novice myself but I do know enough to give some helpful tips.
Don't listen to chat: If there's one piece of advice you take away from this, here it is, don't listen to chat. Don't do it! By all means take a glance every now and then and see them be vaguely 'comedic' or 'entertaining' but the majority of people in chat are heavy hitters, they know the matchups, they have tons of salt invested, and they will try their best to mislead people because that's the way they make more salt.
Bet in moderation: You're new, you know this, so don't bet on matchups you can't get a good feel for, so you have no idea whether that poorly rendered SSJ7 Vegeto is going to stare at the wall the entire match or start the game off with a 15 second Kamehameha.
'broken' and 'BROKEN': AI is the biggest factor in this game, and no matter how much health or power a character might have, they'll get wombocombo'd if the AI is poorly constructed. The betting screen is a good place for vetting out the lazily constructed. Is their animation smooth? If they are a clone is there something off about them? Are they moving at all? Also keep an eye out for REALLY weird behavior, like moving off the screen or somehow attacking the other character pre-game. Stuff like that distinguishes the difference between a character that is mostly going to do nothing but sporadically throw punches in the opposite direction of the competition and a character that is going to grow to three times the size of the screen, fly underground and one shot the opponent with some sort of invisible screeching fireball.
Have fun!: A bit trite, I know, but in the end this site is ridiculous, so you should take it easy. Stockpiling salt like some sort of gambling mogul is great but sometimes holy shit is that Fat Albert? All-in motherfucker. Mushmouth up in this bitch.
-Quinn also sleeps and breathes. Normal human people things.
