Vaati, Zant, and Ravio
Get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Vaati, cuz I hate chimestry and he was the ultimate nerd at minish school. I’ll let him do all the work tho. He wont scold/murder me for that because he won’t let anyone help him anyway cuz he thinks it’ll lower his grades and cuz he is Narcissistic af
Get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours: Zant, because this man is a fucking meme. At first he would look calm and composed, there will be an awkward silence. Then he’ll start complaining that the light world’s tech sucks, that as a king who personally met “god”, would personally slay the owner of the establishment. As he talks he will make painfull, dramatic yoga poses and scream like Toad from the Mario franchise tm. Then he’ll end up crying. An hour passes, I ask how is the twilight world, he talks about it for 2 hours straight, how beautiful it is and how great a king he could have been if Midna wasn’t here. He’ll end up cry again. Then I’ll ask him about his “god”, he tells me for an whole hour how great Ganondorf is and an whole hour to show me the hundred pics of him he kept in his phone. Then I ask him if he is currently seeing someone and he tells me for another hour how amazing Ghirahim is and two whole hours to show the the two hundred pics of him he kept in his phone. He tells me for 30 minutes about his pig snake fursona. While I’m sitting in front of him, he’ll be texting his boyfriend and suddenly his bluish skin will get darker and he’ll drop his phone and scream.
Your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds: Ravio because who wouldn’t want Ravio as a trainer for your new job at Lorule’s McDonald tm. Maybe he’ll sell you great items to avoid certain death while serving chicken nuggets to clown painters.
