Ghoap are lounging in the common area, both with their preferred poison of coffee and tea.
Soap: so…
Ghost: so?…
Soap: When do you wanna do it?
Ghost: Jesus Johnny, it’s not even noon.
Soap: Not that you dirty bastard!
Soap: Our first kiss!
Ghost: …we’ve been together for eight months.
Soap: Yeah!
Ghost: And we haven’t kissed?!…Seriously???
Soap: Not to my knowledge.
Ghost:…I’m a bad boyfriend you deserve better.
Soap: I deserve a kiss












