#incorrect cod quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Ghost: Wrong. You are wrong Y/N: I haven't even said- Ghost, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[yousummonedme]

“You fucking colonizer! You Brits are always stealing shit that don’t belong to you,” She snaps.

Simon freezes and gazes up at his foreign wife with puppy eyes 🥺. All he did was take the last chip from the bag.

Dumb puppy-coded Simon

[ghoap-chasers]

Soap, on pain meds: Ye cannea flirt with me. Ah have a huisband. Ghost: I am your husband, arsehole. Soap, crying: Ye soond juist like him

[hatsbuckets]

The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."

[skyrigel]

Simon: Truth or dare ?

Y/n: Truth.

Simon: I dare you to kiss me now.

Y/n *getting up*: FINE !

Johnny: Is it just me who heard truth...no one else ?

Masterlist

[tanked-up]

Soap: Why do you keep volunteering to partner with me during training.

Ghost: Because you’re competent.

Soap: You literally pushed someone aside earlier.

Ghost: He was in the way.

Soap: You said “he’s mine.”

Ghost: I meant partner.

Soap: That sounded territorial.

Ghost: I am territorial.

Soap: About what?

Ghost: …Drop it, sergeant.

Soap: You’re turning red.

Ghost: Shut up.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You’re 37? You look younger!

Ghost: I let a demon possess me in exchange for eternal youth.

Soap: Haha, you’re so funny, Lt.

Soap leaves

Demon inside Ghost: You gotta stop saying that, mate. Someone is gonna believe you.

Ghost: I’m getting tea.

Demon inside Ghost: Oh, with biscuits?!

[rip-cod-brainrot]

Ghost, during a mission that’s going badly: Right, lads. I think we are well and truly fucked

Soap, under his breath: I would be if you’d just give me a chance

Ghost: what

Soap: what

Gaz, frantically reloading: No. Nuh-uh. I’m not dying here. I refuse to let that be the last conversation I hear