#incorrect cod quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Ghost: Wrong. You are wrong Y/N: I haven't even said- Ghost, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[yousummonedme]

“You fucking colonizer! You Brits are always stealing shit that don’t belong to you,” She snaps.

Simon freezes and gazes up at his foreign wife with puppy eyes 🥺. All he did was take the last chip from the bag.

Dumb puppy-coded Simon

more tf x foreign reader

[hatsbuckets]

The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."

[tanked-up]

Soap: Why do you keep volunteering to partner with me during training.

Ghost: Because you’re competent.

Soap: You literally pushed someone aside earlier.

Ghost: He was in the way.

Soap: You said “he’s mine.”

Ghost: I meant partner.

Soap: That sounded territorial.

Ghost: I am territorial.

Soap: About what?

Ghost: …Drop it, sergeant.

Soap: You’re turning red.

Ghost: Shut up.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You’re 37? You look younger!

Ghost: I let a demon possess me in exchange for eternal youth.

Soap: Haha, you’re so funny, Lt.

Soap leaves

Demon inside Ghost: You gotta stop saying that, mate. Someone is gonna believe you.

Ghost: I’m getting tea.

Demon inside Ghost: Oh, with biscuits?!

[rip-cod-brainrot]

Ghost, during a mission that’s going badly: Right, lads. I think we are well and truly fucked

Soap, under his breath: I would be if you’d just give me a chance

Ghost: what

Soap: what

Gaz, frantically reloading: No. Nuh-uh. I’m not dying here. I refuse to let that be the last conversation I hear

[kai-shitzu]

When Ghost is upset at Soap, he doesn’t push, doesn’t ignore the man, that would be mean and he wasn’t a mean man towards his lover.

But he was petty.

But he will move every mug, every plate, every bowl, every cup to the highest point in the cabinet. Why? Because he’s upset at Johnny. And what other way to announce his pissy-ness?

Using his height against him.

Soap can’t reach. He can’t reach anything.

Soap: “Fuck you.”

Ghost: “Those are some strong words coming from a man who can’t reach his dinosaur mug.”

Soap: “THE MUG YOU PUT UP THERE!”

Ghost: “YOU SHOULD’VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR REDS WITH MY WHITES. MY SNOW GEAR IS PINK. I CANT WEAR PINK IN SNOW!”

Soap: “EVERYTHING TURNS PINK IF YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION.”

Ghost: “THATS EXACTLY WHY YOU CANT REACH YOUR MUG!”

Gaz can’t reach the mugs either. So while Soap is suffering. He is also suffering.

Poor Gaz. LMAO

[v1x3n]