Apr 18, 2018
“That’s okay, Mom, enjoy your book. I’ll just lie here patiently, not pooping up the back of my onesie, until you are finished.”
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“That’s okay, Mom, enjoy your book. I’ll just lie here patiently, not pooping up the back of my onesie, until you are finished.”
I smell coffee hmmmmmm
My town is two e's away from having a haunted cafe
Me: *alone in my house, then from nowhere I smell coffee*
Me: O.O
Me: <.< >.>
Me: Still alone...but then...where is coffee smell coming from?
The answer: clearly, I am experiencing some kind of synesthesia. That, or my house is haunted...with ghosts that love coffee.
Zombie Coffee
When your coffee has sat on your desk for too long and it's now cold. So you microwave it and bring it back from the dead so you can enjoy it again. Has this term been coined yet? Or like Ghost Coffee? Edit: For the religious folk, Jesus Coffee? Resurrected to save us. ; )