So I was in the bathroom and I sat down on the toilet, getting ready to drop the kids off at the pool. Naturally I go to open my phone to peruse social media or play a game during this trying event but I forgot I'd been fiddling with a ghost communication app earlier and so when I opened my phone it was still running and the emf reader starts going off, beeping loudly just as I let out the longest, biggest fart of my life and then this word appeared on the screen:














