#ghost shit

[puddinspunchline]

i honestly think jake only ever did the ghost videos with snc to hang out with them. we've known he doesn't believe in the paranormal and thats his opinion so honestly who cares.

[anonniemousefics]

AHH AHH AHHHHHHHH

SO

This is terribly out of context but it’s SO SICK and I LOVE IT SO MUCH - my brother @arctyn made me this fan art of a scene from my book for my bday. This dude is dead and gross and creepy af, and he nailed the vibe IT’S SO LEGIT I LOOOOVE IIIIT

[backonthebullshit]

fuckin' shoutout to the guy who spray painted the Sandworm down the stairs at the ted bundy ritual house, beej would approve

[chestercopperpotz]

smh I b doing the most astral traveling to other planes of existence every night like damn can all my alternate universe mes just chill tf out 🙄😭

[bixbythemartian]

Idk if you're still doing prompts? If yes, what about a ghost who protects kids instead of trying to kidnap/murder them? If no, I've loved your past stuff, great work, take care of yourself, you're awesome!

Sorry this took so long! Thanks for the compliments! Been saving this for a special occasion! 

“Murder?” the spirit asked, hovering above the ouija board in the old, abandoned attic. “But, why should I want to do that?”

Claire, a 13 year old girl with dark brown skin and twists, shrugged. “This house has a rep, you know. People died here.”

“People die everywhere, all the time. It’s what people do. It’s what made me, after all.” The ghost chuckled, as if it had told a good joke.

“What’s your name?” David asked. He was 12, and scrawny, with short buzzed hair, and medium brown skin. 

“Oh, I don’t remember,” the ghost said, waving what might be a limb. “What’s a good name for a ghost?”

“Spooky?” David suggested.

“He’s not a cat,” Beryl said. She was 15 and nominally in charge, so theoretically this whole thing was her fault/responsibility. She was David’s older half-sister, so mostly she followed them around and intervened when it looked like they were going to hurt themselves bad enough she’d get yelled at. She had streaks of purple in her long, black hair and light brown skin.

“I’m not even sure I’m a he,” the ghost said.

“Alex,” Claire suggested. Everyone looked at her. “It’s gender neutral. Boys and girls can be named Alex, right?”

There was some grumbling agreement, and the ghost nodded (probably) slowly. “Okay, I can deal with that. So, what are we doing today?”

“Well, we were going to talk to a ghost, or try,” Claire said.

The ghost gave a hearty bellow of a laugh. “I believe you have succeeded in that. What’s next?”

“I dunno. Lunch?” Claire shrugged.

“That seems wise. Growing bodies need sustenance, I know that much. Did you bring anything to eat?”

“Naw,” David said. 

Beryl sighed, and pulled out her bag. “I swear,” she muttered, and pulled out a handful of snacks and some capri-suns. She was glad that Callie had gone home sick, her supplies would be a little stretched across four.

Everyone sat down and started snacking.

“What’s it like, being a ghost?” Claire asked.

“Boring, mostly. Nobody lives here. Sometimes I watch the squirrels and raccoons who nest in the winter.”

“You don’t remember being alive?” Beryl asked.

The ghost hesitated. “I have some... vague, memories. Distant. Pain and fear. I remember some things about human life, but not why I know them.”

“Can you do cool ghost stuff? Like go through walls? Moaning?”

“Anybody can moan,” the ghost said. “As for walls, yes and no. They renovated at some point, downstairs. Where no walls used to be, but walls are now, I can pass through.”

“Were you mad about it?” Claire asked. “I heard sometimes ghosts get mad about people changing things.”

“No, that room really was too small for their family. I think I’d have to remember more about living, or living here, to care about what they did.”

They talked for the rest of the afternoon, and then for the rest of the summer they kept going back to the house. They brought toys for Alex to move around, and a sheet to see if they could carry it (sadly, the sheet passed right through Alex). 

One day, Alex met them at the door, and shushed them. Very quietly in each of their ears (simultaneously, somehow) they whispered “If you want to see some fun ghost stuff, hide in the front closet and be very quiet.” 

They hid in the coat closet in the front room, and with the door cracked open, they waited.

There was a man creeping through. Just a regular college-aged white guy, and they all went real still. 

Alex appeared, out of nowhere. Instead of being somewhat amorphous, they looked horribly real. They seemed to be coated in blood, and they screamed something awful.

The guy shrieked, threw his flashlight, and ran out.

The kids came out of the closet, laughing, but Claire stopped. “Alex, are you okay?”

“I think I used more energy than I had,” the ghost said. It seemed to be fading. “Hard to manifest.”

“Maybe you just need to rest,” Beryl suggested.

“Yes, rest,” Alex said, and faded.

For the rest of the summer, and the summer after, there was no sign of Alex.

Eventually, they all kind of forgot, like it was a shared dream, rather than something that had happened.

Beryl, driving home from school one weekend, was nodding asleep at the wheel and not realizing it until someone shrieked “WAKE UP!” in her ear. 

She jerked awake, pulled off the road, her heart slamming in her chest. She turned to the passenger seat, and saw a faint glimmer. “Alex?” she asked.

The faintest, almost-not-there touch to her forehead, and then the glimmer was gone. 

“Alex is back,” she breathed. She pulled her phone out. She had to text her little brother.

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[beastsofsburb]

Wow, What kinda Ghostbuster kid has access to ectoplasmic samples? IS he Danny Phantom? That will be a cool session. I have the Danny Phantom theme stuck in my head. Are you Danny Phantom @spectralninja? Hehe lets get right into this.

Okay so the First Prototype is a Vouge Magazine? Okay so I would have to say that You would get the Model Prefixes (Handsome, Well built, Egotastic) Monsters with This Type of Prefix will have an obsessive need To be the center of attention. If they are in a group, they will bum rush you to be the one to kill you. They will also wear any clothing they deem fashionable. They will have chiseled features, and cover themselves in glitter. It’s almost like they were Photoshopped. Creatures who share traits with this category in others have a boost to speed, strength, and gel viscosity, but take a large hit to intelligence.

The Bat plushie would result in a Bat prefix (Screeching, Blinded, nocturnal). Underlings with this prefix would have very poor vision, but would be able to detect the world with echolocation. They will rely on stealth more than anything else, and hide themselves on the roof and silently fly though the air, until they attack human shaped objects from the air. You can easily blind them with loud noises. Creatures that share traits with this Category have increased speed and Intelligence, but have reduced strength.

Ectoplasmic samples results in a Ghost prefix (Spooky, Haunting, Poltergeist). These underlings would be completely immune to physical damage, with the exception of imps and ogres. (Who are just wearing bed sheets.) They will have the ability to phase through solid walls, but have zero strength. Instead, they must use their intelligence to use as a means of attack, using the environment against you. Liches become incredibly deadly, where Gliclops become a Joke. They can Take damage from energy based weaponry, and take critical damage from Ectoplasmic or Holy Magic Based weaponry. Underlings that share traits with This Class gain a large bonus To intelligence and Speed, but take a large hit to Strength and gel viscosity.

Mmmmmm meat. This prefix is the Meat Prefix (Smoked, Grilled, Fried). These Underlings are delicious. haha just kidding, but what they are is that they are far more durable, and other underlings can consume them for health. They take extra damage from fire based weapons, and when they take fire dot they smell like they are cooking. Underlings that share traits with this category have increased health and strength, but drop more vitality Gel (Health pick ups.)

Your royalty will be a royal Pain to deal with. As usual Queen description = anyone with the Queen’s rings, Kings description = anyone with the King’s Scepters. The queen is tall slender, and has the face of a bat. She has a body made out of cured meats, and can scream a sonic blast as a ranged attack. Once you knock her Life Vial out of her vitality Jar, she becomes a ghost, and will remain as such so long as she wears the ring, she becomes incorporeal and all her damage becomes based on her intelligence. She is incredibly lethal at this point, but can be easily defeated with holy damage, Ectoplasmic damage, or a magnet taking away her ring. She is the epitome of a Glass cannon at this point. The king on the other hand is a Towering Slab of steak, with chiseled features, large muscles, and Massive bat wings. He can fly freely and will fire sonic blasts down at you. He can heal the army around him, and will likely eat the other underlings to heal himself. After you wear down his massive Health Vial in his Thick Vitality Gel, He Becomes a Massive ghost, but retains physical properties. His Scepter at this point merges into his chest and cannot be removed. Be weary as he can move freely through the ground, and will attempt to flank you. As other Ghosts, Holy and Ectoplasmic damage deals Bonus damage.

My advice is to bring some Holy Fire weapon, like Ahabs Croshairs, to deal with all the ghosts, and it will also be able to deal with the living creatures. Take out meat based minions asap, and you should be good to go. Good luck.

[bobdylanhater1965]

The idea that a ghost could be confined to haunt a property is fuckn dumb as shit

IT WOULDNT HAPPEN