Goosebumps as Ghostbusters quotes
Based on my Ghostbusters recast, which can be found here: https://www.tumblr.com/lyndellebelle/795074258408751104/goosebumps-ghostbusters-recast
Conan: “Courtney, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?”
Courtney: “That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.”
Chuck: “Listen... you smell something?”
Conan and Courtney: ???
Chuck: “Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the private sector. They expect *results*.”
*In the TV commercial*
Chuck: “Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?”
Courtney: “Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?”
Conan: Have you or your family ever seen a monster, spirit or possessed items?
Chuck: “If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals...”
Chuck, Courtney and Conan: “Ghostbusters.”
Chuck: “Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.”
Chuck, Courtney and Conan: “We're ready to believe you!”
Courtney: “You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.”
Conan: “I blame Chuck.”
Chuck: “So do I.”
Courtney: “Well, no sense in worrying about it now.”
Conan: “Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back.”
Chuck: “Yep. Let's get ready. Switch me on!”
Lucy: “I've quit better jobs than this.”
*answers phone*
Lucy: “Ghostbusters, what do you want?”
Lucy: "You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too."
Courtney: "Print is dead."
Lucy: "Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I make up stories myself. Some people think it's annoying but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also rollerblade. Do you have any hobbies?"
Courtney: "I investigate aliens, zombies, and monsters."
Lucy: "Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"
Hannah: "Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."
Chuck: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by Mr. Sour here.
Mr. Saur: "You caused an explosion!"
Kathryn Ross: "Is this true?"
Conan: "Yes it's true."
[pause]
Conan: "This teacher is sour as hell."
Mr. Saur: "Jeez!"
[Charges at Conan]
Kathryn Ross: "Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!"
Mr. Saur: "All right, all right, all right!"
Conan: "Well, that's what I heard!"
Mr. Saur: "Hold it! I want these children suspended! Sir, these kids are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is a direct result of it!"
Courtney: "YOUR MOTHER!"
Andy: "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
Conan, deadpan: "What a crime."
Chuck: "Are you okay?"
Evan: "Who are you guys?"
Chuck: "We're the Ghostbusters."
Evan: "Who does your taxes?"
Chuck: You know, Evan, you are a most fortunate individual.
Evan: "I know!"
Chuck: "You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!"
Evan: "Felt great."
Courtney: "We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue."
Evan, reluctantly: "Okay."
Hannah: "I'm Hannah Fairchild, Your Honor. I've only been revived from the afterlife for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these guys, I've seen things that'll turn you white."
Hannah: "Chuck, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'yes!'"
Courtney: "I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate." Conan: "How?"
Courtney: [hesitates] "We'll cross the streams."
Conan: 'Scuse me Court? You said crossing the streams was bad!"
Chuck: "Cross the streams..."
Conan: "You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice girl, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog...
Courtney: "Not necessarily. There's definitely a VERY SLIM chance we'll survive."
[pause while they consider this]
Conan: [slaps Chuck] "I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT!"
Hannah: [all get up to get ready] "This job is definitely not worth $11,500 a year."
[Evan has been possessed by Grady Tucker a.k.a. The Second Werewolf of Fever Swamp]
Lucy: "Do you want some coffee, Evan?"
Evan: [to Courtney] Do I?
Courtney: "Yes, have some."
Evan: [to Lucy] "Yes, have some."
Andy: [possessed by Will] "Do you want this body?"
Conan: "Is this a trick question?"
Andy: This voice said "Will". And then I slammed the refrigerator door and I left. That was two days ago and I haven't been back to my apartment."
Conan: "Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
Chuck: "It's a girl."
Hannah: It's Shadow Danny.
Conan: "I thought Shadow Danny was a girl."
Courtney: "It's whatever it wants to be."
Conan: "Well, whatever it is, it's gotta get by us."
Chuck: "Right!"
[pause]
Conan: "Go get her, Chuck!"
Shadow Danny: "The Choice is made!"
Conan: "Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!"
Shadow Danny: "The Traveller has come!"
Conan: "Nobody choosed anything!"
[turns to Courtney]
Conan: Did you choose anything?
Courtney: "No."
Conan: [to Hannah] "Did YOU?"
Hannah: "My mind is totally blank!" Conan: "I didn't choose anything..."
[long pause, Conan, Courtney and Hannah all look at Chuck]
Chuck: "I couldn't help it. It just popped in there."
Conan: [angrily] What? WHAT "just popped in there?"
Chuck: "I... I... I tried to think..."
Courtney: "LOOK!"
[they all look over one side of the roof]
Chuck: "No! It CAN'T be!"
Conan: "What is it?"
Chuck: "It CAN'T be!"
Conan: "What did you DO, Chuck?"
Hannah: "Oh, shoot!"
[they all see a giant mound of purple slime topped with a gold crown, Conan looks at Chuck]
Chuck: [somberly] It's King Jellyjam."
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