#ghosthusbands

[neonnewsfeed]

Talia: That harlot near Damian is unacceptable. Bruce: …Who? Talia: The man strutting around in nothing but his undergarments! Bruce: What man?! Danny, phasing through the wall: Hey! Not like I asked to die in my boxers! Bruce: Oh, it’s just a ghost. I’ll have Justice League Dark— Danny: That’s prejudice against ecto-beings! Talia: Correct. Respect the dead, Beloved. Bruce: So… a ritual? To clothe him?! Danny: Sure. Hair, blood, weirdness… done. We’re married. Bruce: WHAT?! Danny, shifting human: Yep. Three-person ritual. You, Talia, me. Married. Talia: Well done, Harlot Husband. I am the new lady of the house. Danny: And I am the consort! Bruce: Did I die? Is this hell?

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[me-is-confused]

I wrote a little weird thing for the Ghosts: (this is way pre-canon)

Keegan sighs as Ajax sits down next to him "you okay, Keegan?" "Mom and dad are fighting again" he looks over to Elias and Rorke, who arguing about something small in the backround."ah, yeah, that'll put a damper on your day" both fighting parties glance over at Keegan's wording, tho it doesn't distract them enough from their argument. "Who's mom, from those two?" Ajax whispers to Keegan, Keegan looks at him "Elias, obviously" that lead to a head snapping to them. "Why the hell am i the mom?" Comes a little exasperated from Elias, meanwhile Gabriel is trying to keep himself from laughing. "Oh, you know exactly why, Eli" Rorke grins at Elias "oh, go fuck yourself, Gabe" Elias shoves at Gabriel, but it's clear that neither things are with malicious intend. Both Ajax and Keegan make a grossed out sound at Rorke's comment. "What, you are the more motherly of the both of us, not sure what any of you thought" Rorke muses, but keeps grinning widely, knowing that the others understood exactly what he meant and it was not that. Elias just shakes his head and leaves, tho before he turns to the two younger "don't forget dinner in an hour, i saw you weren't at lunch" "and this is why you're mom" "shut the fuck up!"