#ghostly.txt

[theghostlybones]

I was tagged by @lycanthra for the "what's in my bag?" thing!

𖤐 Pain meds (I've got a fucked up knee which I hope I'm getting surgery for this year)

𖤐 Antihistamines

𖤐 Heartburn medicine bc I just gotta look at a glass of orange juice and it'll deal me -10HP

𖤐 A nail file bc too many times I've had a nail break at the most inconvenient times possible

𖤐 Various hair clips & elastics

𖤐 Bandaids with whales on them bc I'm an adult

𖤐 Pads & tampons

𖤐 A deck of playing cards & pack of die

𖤐 My wallet

𖤐 Camera bag that I keep inside of my backpack

𖤐 Camera (which is inside the camera bag of course bc I'm not a psycho who rawdogs their camera inside their backpack lol) & charger for battery packs

𖤐 Big-ass protein shaker filled with water bc the human body is 60% water and daddy ghostly is thirsty

𖤐 Headphones bc I will kms if I have to tolerate any kind of noise for more than 2 minutes

Not shown: my keys bc I enter my apartment in mist form :P

As per usual zero pressure tagging:

@mainponcho @sleepy-ghuleh @theirsatanicwiles + anyone who wishes to do this as well so consider yourself tagged ghestie

[polyporpoising]

i think i'm one of our most "on-the-nose" headmates. my name is Ghostly, i am a ghost/spirit of sorts, and i'm the culmination of our desire for total isolation from society, aka to be a ghost

[theghostlybones]

I'VE GOT THE GHOVIE TICKETS!!!!!

[theghostlybones]

old lady on the bus kept staring at my baphomet necklace in disgust so i lifted it to my lips and gave it a little kiss

kiss the go-goat

[theghostlybones]

you never know what you get when you chat with me like

me: i want that man to shove his fist so far up my ass he can use me as a muppet

also me: i love when museums allow you to touch ancient pottery. thousands of years ago someone held this in their hands and when i touch this i feel a deep connection in my soul that i can't fully describe with words

[theghostlybones]

my coworker (who often gives me a heart attack by suddenly standing in the doorway of my office watching me work) is now wanting to cash in on me jokingly saying "i'm gonna attach a big-ass bell on you so you can't sneak up on me anymore"

she demands a bell from me

[theghostlybones]

me: what if i bought an embroidery machine so i can make myself a really sick embroidered button up shirt for the ghovie 2?

the embroidery machines within my budget: you can only use me with an app and also to use all the features of the app you have to pay an additional 119 bucks a year

me, through clenched teeth: FINE!! GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HAND EMBROIDER again

[theghostlybones]

didn't have the spoons to do laundry on the weekend so no meliora monday shirt for me unfortunately 😔