alison’s friendly and personable and well-meaning and all but she’s also a devious schemer who doesn’t seem to be aware of how insane her plans sound from an outside pov. it’s not talked about enough. what do you mean slash the tires of the couple staying at your airbnb to save their marriage so they leave you a good review. i wouldn’t be surprised if miss lucy scammer was an actual relative of hers. and this isn’t a criticism if anything it’s a compliment i love mildly unhinged women










