their reactions when you dote on azhdaha and dvalin ft. cult!venti and zhongli
warnings: yandere content, yandere cult stuff
venti is entranced while watching you interact with the creatures. you look so powerful but sweet as you dote on the ancient protectors of liyue and mondstadt. as he looks at you, he's reminded just how lucky he is to be breathing, to have been made for you. everything that you are is to be loved by him, including the sight of your hands gently patting away at dvalin's wings. it brings him joy to see you react so positively to one of his dearest friends. though, he would be lying if he didn't want a headpat too. say... why doesn't he skip on over and hang out too? surely you wouldn't mind giving him attention; he's your good boy too, y'know?
zhongli does feel the tiniest twinge of jealousy in his chest as you call azhdaha and dvalin "the cutest dragons." to combat this, he'll take to telling you of the fact that he had been the one to carve azhdaha's body in the liking of a dragon, a dragon like him. he'll watch your eyes light up as you approach him with stars in your eyes. zhongli will watch you ask him questions rapidly. does he have horns? what kind of dragon is he? can he fly? these are all questions he'll happily answer. just keep your attention on him, there's only room for one dragon, and who else would it be than zhongli, of course!
Summary: You were the Creator of Teyvat who died in the Archon war by getting accidently killed, and you found yourself waking up in Mondstat
You were the Creator of Teyvat and you watching the Archon war from Celestia maybe because it was closer or somewhere around there but you accidentally got killed because they thought you were one of the Archon's that were fighting over the Seven Divine Seats in Celestia.
Your killer paid no mind to look on your face and just run away to kill the other Archon's but since you were closed with Rex Lapis, Barbatos, and Ei so they were the only ones that was alert about you getting hurt they wanna run to your side but they were clearly busy so there was no choice but wait until it's done.
By the time they were done you already died so they come back to Teyvat take your corpse and bury you somewhere in Mondstat and you woke up after so long being unconscious in the middle of the lake in Springvale wearing a pure white angel like dress that reach until your knee and bare foot.
You somehow know where you woke up maybe because you were the Creator of the Teyvat yourself after you completely woke up you took step to the grass the breeze of the wind greet you as well as the animals and slimes after playing with them for a while you decide to visit the city.
As you walk to the gate of the city you met two guards in front of the gate of course you greet them first and ask them while you ask them they couldn't stop staring at you because they thought you were an angel at first, about a little young bard with green hair and they answer he's usually in the tavern name Angel Share.
One of the guards offer you to lead the way but you simply decline the offer after thanking them you walk inside while walking you hear people whispering and see that people staring at you not that you cared.
After reaching your destination you open the door and walk inside searching for the little young bard you were looking for than you found him as you walk your way to him once again you see that you've been stared again but again you paid no mind to them.
You approach him and sit in the chair next to him and the reaks of wine was surrounding his body is strong but you've paid no mind you can see that he passed out from drinking to much wine you getting closer to his ear nearly touching his ear and you whisper "It has been a very long time isn't Barbatos?".
He suddenly wake up and quickly turn to you can tell very well by just looking at his eyes that he was very alert by what you did just now, as he looked at your figure he was surprised the god he was waiting all this time waiting you to wake up from your long slumber.
He quickly kneel to you and say "It is indeed has been a very long time your grace." hearing that make you chuckle.
synopsis: perhaps who could be the last remaining of the mortals that worshipped you has now become your lover. your affections are now and forever his. you, his god from a place long forgotten, have decided to place your heart in his hands. what do the archons think?
warnings: genshin spoilers, yandere content, yandere cult stuff, mentions of violence, slight gore, mean! reader (yeah ok i wanted to make this hurt so no one's gonna be nice <33)
in your presence, all grudges and rivalry are to be forgotten; time with you cannot and should never be tainted by the sight of battles and bruises. that's been the rule since long ago, and all have placed much emphasis on it after the first fight broke out that left you so very disappointed in them. that is why, even when the tension is as thick as blood, they are left to hold their tongue and stay still.
the three archons stare with a bitter taste in their mouths at the scene before them. you hold dainsleif's face between those soft hands of yours, peppering kisses to the surface of his skin. no space is left untouched; from his forehead and all the way to the sides of his jaw, they are littered with the feeling of your lips grazing them.
zhongli wonders if you know of their sins, the way that they had to slaughter the people of khaenri'ah all those years ago. the only people to worship the true god of their realm had been unrightfully killed like animals under celestia's manipulation. maybe then that could explain why you've called them to your quarters, only to show them not even an ounce of the affection you held for them in the past. all your attention has been directed to who might as well be the last survivor from that time of carnage. even when he's loved you longest, it doesn't matter in the face of your newfound romance.
venti thinks about it too, but he doesn't entertain the thought as long as the former geo archon does. he wills his mind to empty of any complaints and dark fantasies because all that he is, is yours. whatever you may do with him is no longer under his control, and that is what he chose. if you want to play with him until you get bored, toss him away like a toy, and make him kneel on the hardwood floor as your lover sits with you on the plush bed, he has chosen that he has no right to go against it. yet, he cannot help the tears that are threatening to overflow and how the hiccups start to escape from his lips.
on the other hand, baal is a wreck. she seems lifeless, devoid of any feeling as she sits there for what seems like eternity. she was finally so happy to be in your presence fully instead of through that uncaring puppet. it felt so euphoric when you called her ei, but her smile instantly flipped when you had her get on her knees like the other two and in your gentle hold was a man not even acknowledged by celestia. before she turned into the sorry state she is now, she had pawed at the foot of the bed, begging to be touched as well, but what really made her break was the cold look in your eyes when you told her to go back and sit still like a good little puppy.
it's torture, absolute torture.
dainsleif has half a mind to at least notice the archons who lead his entire country to ruin, but his mind feels all hazy as you shower him in a multitude of affection. it surprised and scared him when you had voice out your intention of becoming his lover, surprised because you are his god and scared because you're too pure to be tainted by such sinful hands. still, you decided on him, and he has to follow your wishes as a child of khaenri'ah, but he won't deny how good it feels to be acknowledged by you.
"eyes that shine like stars," you hum, "so pretty." you stare deep into dainsleif's eyes. "dark as the abyss but still glittering like the cosmos."
you caress his cheeks tenderly before entangling your fingers behind his head. "a perfect juxtaposition." dainsleif is quiet, but a soft tug to his blond locks make him whine. "what a good and pretty boy you are, dainsleif."
you're aware of the burning stares directed to your lover, the jealousy and hurt spiking the air the longer you praise the man holding onto your waist like a lifeline. you press your thumb against the mask keeping his skin away from you before you finally turn in the direction of your precious archons. they all sit up straight, and a laugh almost bubbles from your chest.
"i don't want to hear any excuses from you three."
"i expected better from you all, celestia's fault or not. you are worshippers yourselves, so why don't you tell me how you're able to kill innocent men, women, and children who worship me just the same." your voice is gentle, but it slices like the rough edge of a blade. you admit that it's mean, degrading them like this, but you can't care when they showed just as much apathy 500 years ago. they don't even answer, too ashamed to even face you. all their eyes are downcast.
you eye your greatest worshippers. "zhongli?" you see his fist tighten on his lap; it shakes. "venti?" a pained whimper comes from him, and you're almost tempted to comfort him. "ei?" she is quiet, unmoving; there is not even a flinch when you call her name.
you turn back to dainsleif, and your face instantly melts to a look of adoration. "you wanna stay here tonight with me, don't you, lovely?" you coo, and you feel so satisfied when he shakes his head yes.
you don't even look at them this time, but they know you're talking to them when you say, "return, you three." they all stand up, knees sore after kneeling for almost an hour. they move to scurry out of there, but before they leave, you say one more thing.
"you better explain yourselves tomorrow. if not, don't even bother showing your faces ever again."
their reactions to you giving them headpats pt.2 ft. zhongli, venti, xiao, and albedo
warnings: yandere content, yandere cult stuff, mentions of violence, slight gore
zhongli is overjoyed by your affections. you're praising him and acknowledging all his efforts as someone who serves you, and it give him such a power trip. he feels so high and mighty when you pat his head like a good guard dog, and he's ready to snap his canines at whoever it is that comes close to you. he whispers to himself while you press the pads your fingers against his head. no one else deserves this than him. he's worked harder than any other, so be sure to praise him to the fullest.
venti feels calm when he feels the massage of your fingers against his scalp. it feels so much more refreshing than the brush of wind against his skin. it feels invigorating but relaxing. it feels strange but familiar. what a miracle you are to be a perfect juxtaposition. well, you are his god; you are a juxtaposition and more-- you are everything. he thanks you for the praise, and he promises to finally work even harder for you. he'll eve sing until his throat bleeds if that's what it takes.
xiao's pain washes away the moment you touch him. how fitting for a god, he thinks. to cleanse him of all his sins and even give him well-deserved praise really does sound like what a kind deity like you would do. for once, his head doesn't ring with deafening screams and static that haunt him from day to day. he feels thankful to have met you, to have you touch him so tenderly. he's never known love, did not know kindness until you. so please touch him once again. don't dare stop until he's satisfied, unless you want him slaughtering thousands just to have you touch him again.
albedo accepts it with grace like a prince. his long eyelashes flutter close as he sinks to his knees. his head is bowed to make sure you can give him a nice and firm pat to his fluffy hair. he's not tired of the good progress, but he starts to feel the weariness in his bones as you tell him that he did a good job. there is so much more he wishes to do to further progress his research, but he's stopped in his tracks by none other than you, lovely you. how can he go back when you make him want to stay? he's sure that the trash that rudely bumped into you the other day could wait. albedo's sure they can withstand all the chemicals he pumped into them until daybreak.
one of my favorite parts of genshin impact (other than the characters) has to be the NPC world quests because i find it really amusing that the world renowned traveler is doing stuff like getting 2 berries for some random person they met when exploring-
so it’s only natural that i think it’d be funny if god darling really loved to help people, like these random people are just approached by their GOD being like “hey i saw your commission, have 3 meat” before just leaving and moving on to help someone else.
just god darling slightly disguising themself (like when traveler to sneak into fauti schemes just puts on a face mask and calls it a day) and joining the Adventurers’ Guild and constantly sneaking out of their Teapot to do their daily commissions (they’re married to the genshin grind-)
so can i get headcannons with a darling like that with scaramouche, venti and anyone else you would like :)
yours truly,
gremlin anon
#commissions, commissions, commissions
headcannons of reader disguising themselves and doing commissions ft. cult!scaramouche and venti
warnings: yandere content, yandere cult stuff, mentions of murder
it'd be a miracle that you were able to slip away so easily without zhongli or anyone else noticing, and perhaps that they do know of and acknowledge your little hobby as an adventure— their way of letting you indulge since the know just how you hate staying cooped up.
venti knows where you are at all times through the gentle whispers of the wind, but he lets you do as you wish. depending on what commission you take, he’ll either just watch over you or join you. he doesn’t dare try to expose your identity sine he sees it as alone time with you.
if anyone disrespected you during one of your tasks, he so badly wants to tell off the person for, quite frankly, insulting their god— but he doesn’t. in lieu of this, he just makes some passive aggressive comment and/or kills them off later.
the breaks in between doing your commissions are filled with the gentle strum of his lyre. venti helps you calm down and catch your breathe while he makes sure you’re thoroughly entertained with songs that he comes up on the spot with. you’ll find him poking fun at some of the other archons or dropping shade on some characters.
overall, he just does commissions with you. his favorite one to do is where you have to sweep up all the leaves because he just does the work for you while making it a fun experience by floating up with you.
scaramouche, on the other hand, detests having you lift a single finger, but he just wallows in silence since it makes you happy. while he may not approve of you doing such things, it doesn't mean he'll just leave you alone to do as you please. he always tries to persuade you into "taking a break" for that day or going with you if you refuse to budge.
our harbinger is surprised that no one has realized that it's their god that's been heeding their requests, given how you just put on a mask and called it a day. no one dares to mess with you with the fatui harbinger trailing beside you, and even if someone tried, they won’t miss the way the tension rises from scaramouche’s glare alone.
if any of your commissions include any fatui personnel, he’ll take care of it. while he may not care if the said fatui dies, he does care of the long-lasting effects it will have on you if they die. in lieu of this, he results to just ordering them to do something else to help you complete the task. scaramouche would have to feign friendly relations, even if all he wants to do is bash their skull into the ground.
these two think it’s incredibly adorable of you to try and keep your presence a secret when it might as well be a given when they’re right next to you, overprotective in every sense of the word. if you leave your mask lying around them, you might find it decorated with a cecilia or sakura petals.
overall, the two wouldn’t interfere with your plans. in the case that zhongli finds out, they’ll be happy to keep you company as you’re effectively put under house arrest for the time-being.
headcannons if you suddenly went missing ft. cult au! venti, zhongli, and baal
warnings: yandere content, yandere cults
congratulations! you have some serious skill if you manage to slip away undetected without zhongli noticing, considering he's with you almost 24/7. he was probably making you afternoon snacks when you disappear from your teapot.
zhongli comes back to your room with your presence missing. the seat where he last saw you in feels cold as he rallies the two other archons to search for you.
zhongli is a hurricane through your teapot, leaving no stone unturned to look for you. baal venti has the winds report for wherever you might be, and baal... well, sara and her army are sure to be put to good use.
they're in a frenzy just trying to look for you, and they get even more desperate when you don't show up in the places you usually are. it won't be long until venti reports to zhongli of your whereabouts whispered to him by the wind. baal, as well, receives news of your tracks leading to the tea house.
zhongli and venti are aware that that there is no reason for you to be harmed by anyone from the yashiro commission if they are as righteous as they claim to be. it would also be a great offense to the shogun if even one hair is out of place. should they find you in a less than fine state, there'd be a large price to pay.
they just walk in the place, and everyone's too intimidated that the electro archon herself is present. it unnerves them the way electricity is threatening to crackle from her fingertips, and the two outlanders behind her as just as scary.
you'll just be surprised to see them standing in the doorway with bloodlust oozing from them.
"zhongli, venti, baal. what are you three doing here?" you place your cup of tea down as shock starts to overcome your features. the three archons stand just meters away from you with a menacing aura, and you sigh. didn't they see your note?
"i believe i left a note that lady ayaka invited me to have tea with her." you watch as their guards slowly lower, but you still sense their apprehensiveness over ayaka and thoma. "she only wanted to ask a few questions, nothing more. best stand down, you three, you wouldn't want to ruin my tea time."
you're not entirely wrong with your explanation, but if you were to tell them the whole story about how you were questioned for your intentions, it'd probably not sit well with your dearest acolytes. you'd rather take a more pacifist route than have your new friends be beheaded for trying to cross you
per you order, your worshippers settle into an idle calm. the tension in the air slowly dissipates, and you're left to return to sipping on your tea. you side-eye the electro archon. "don't you have duties, baal?"
"y-yes. i will be retuning now." ayaka's shock seeps onto her face from behind her fan. thoma makes no comment at how meek their archon has become in your presence. it gives them the slightest bit of whiplash before baal turns to make her leave. as for the remaining two...
"i believe you both can stay. do guard the entrance for me, won't you? if you three got in here without much difficulty then i expect that you guys can make sure nothing else does either." you drum your fingers against the table, and you are aware of the stare your two companions are giving you in the moment. zhongli is as silent as can be before excusing himself off to guard the entrance. venti follows along with but not before whispering to not going off again unless you've told him at the very least. to that, you give him a reassuring hum, and the bard skips away with the former geo archon.
when you turn your attention back to ayaka, you muster a smile to the best of your abilities. you can see the worry and fear emanating from her seat. you excuse for the disruption, and you try to start a conversation once again. a mist of hostility comes from thoma as a reaction. after your explanation and kindness, they remain alert. it saddens you, it really does. but what more did you expect? the price of loneliness all for the safety of all of teyvat.
so why does it hurt every time you feel like you've been pushed away?
venti knows of your current status of being a system. he is kind of unfazed by it (probably because he's seen everything under the sun), but there are times where he gets a little startled when your alters switch without warning. he might mix up some of the personalities at first because he's not all that used to it, but please just give him a little bit of time to get the hang of it. other than that, he'll have a pretty okay time trying to tend to you and each individual personality. if you have any alters that are partial to music, he'd be happy to play you a tune.
zhongli, on the other hand, is partially confused. now that he is no longer the geo archon, this is the only time he's really able to talk to others and socialize normally. he's heard of similar cases to you, but never once has he encountered or experienced someone with a split personality until you. he does try his best to serve you and listen to your every order, and he gives his utmost care whenever you switch between them to further understand you. he gets along well with any alters who seem to rely a bit more on other people like child alters. it just fulfills his more "caregiving" role as your worshipper.
baal does not mind either. but like the other two, she is a bit confused and needs a little bit of time to assess how she should go about it. she doesn't want to seem insensitive by not knowing, so she'll be intensely observing you if she wasn't already. she'll actually be the one who's the most attentive to you and all your other personalities. she's gone to detailing all your alters and all things that they prefer. baal works well with any alters are "soft" or generally wholesome. she just finds them cute and precious.
