#giddyprew

[amulciber-blog]

[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza orsomething check yes or no

[text] is there an option stronger than no?

[amulciber-blog]

[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? (Rosemary)

[text]: i seem to remember you insisting i have it when you gave me that idiotic badge

[dolxhov-blog]

[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me rightnow (Rosemary)

[ text ] Please, go away[ text ] I can’t help you with[ text ] ...lady issues

[dolxhov-blog]

[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS

[ text ] And?[ text ] tell me something I don’t know

[stcrmwithskin-blog]

[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

[ text ]: can i come pls, giddy giddy[ text ]: i’m dipping chicken wings in artichoke sauce maybe we could mix this all together 

[whiskcyinateacup-blog]

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[ text ]: You know, that wouldn’t be so lewd if, I don’t know, it wasn’t a BABY BLANKET. [ text ]: SOOOO gross you savage.

[whiskcyinateacup-blog]

[text] I think I got married last night? (Rosemary)

[ text ]: Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 Do you want to talk about it?[ text ]:  That’s what annulments are for but if you need any help with anything let me know!!

[astcry-blog]

[text] You’re so selfish.

[text] Selfish people live longer.