a ready mind

Adrian Mulciber, 17. “The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man's ability to remain in one place and linger in his own company” -Seneca the Younger Part of Quantum Leap

[rosemaryeverwood-blog]

Rosemary glared at him. “Yes, they’re fantastic. Olive is practically a saint. Maybe we should have her join our study date.” Not that she would ever actually do that. Olive hated her and the feeling was mutual. Apparently, ‘stealing’ her mummy’s inheritance (money she would let rot in Gringotts) really irked her.

She finally looked at his paper, wrinkling her nose. “I’m feelin’ Tom and Dick. What exactly is this paper? A love letter to goblin genocide?”

[amulciber-blog]

Adrian ignored the suggestion. The less he thought of Olive, the better. He could practically hear her grating, high-pitched whine at the mere mention of her. However, he could not stop his eyebrow from raising at Rosemary’s next comment. She was doing what?

Still, Adrian did not speak on it.

“I’d hardly call it a genocide,” Adrian said, sitting back a bit in his chair. His arms were folded. He almost looked bored, apart from a tension in his lips. “I don’t actually require your help. Binns will give me an O for that essay just as it is. This isn’t about the essay.”

[amulciber-blog]

“Fascinating,” Adrian said, not sounding the least bit fascinated. His voice was a low monotone. He didn’t even bother looking up from the book he was reading along with his tea.

It’d been weeks. The novelty of the situation had long since worn off for Adrian. People were only interested in discussing themselves, the lives they led or would lead, the whereabouts of family members past and future. Adrian couldn’t have cared less. No one had any ideas about how it had happened or why. No one wanted to talk about that. But the why and the how ere the the only parts of the whole nonsense that Adrian found the least bit interesting.

“Yes, I’m sure meeting your great-grand whatever it was will go a long way towards solving the question of why this has happened.”

[rosemaryeverwood-blog]

A part of Rosemary felt dirty, but it was Mulciber and she did need to make new pamphlets. She couldn’t have a job during the school year and she only made so much during the summer months at the bakery. Donations couldn’t cover all her causes, especially when everyone was more focused on the time shift. 

“Be careful. Look at me too long and you may catch something,” she said. It was something his friend had thrown at her the other day and she hadn’t forgotten. “For the record, wouldn’t it just be easier to just tell her you don’t want to go out with her again instead of pretending you need me to help with your essay?” She could have told him that upfront, but she wasn’t a Ravenclaw for nothing.

[amulciber-blog]

“Obvious exceptions aside,” Adrian said with a pointed look at Rosemary, “the Blishwicks are a good family. I may not be a Slytherin but I am also not a fool. There are so few of us left; it’s important not to burn bridges unnecessarily.”

That wasn’t to say she didn’t have something of a point. Why exactly had he said he needed help? He was easily the cleverest wizard in his year. The idea of it was laughable. Quiet frankly, he’d been offended when Rosemary’s half-sister accepted this explanation and agreed to postpone their date. He’d rather spend time with her muggle-raised sister. At least she never seemed to underestimate him.

[rosemaryeverwood-blog]

“Kay, I’ll help you. But that’ll cost you a pony. I’m wasting valuable study time on this and frankly, I should charge you extra for making me spend time with you,” she said. Then she remembered who she was talking to. “Right, you don’t know what a pony is. That’s five galleons and seven knuts with the current exchange rate.”

[amulciber-blog]

He stared at her for a moment. Animals as forms of currency? Muggles were even more primitive than he’d always thought. Hadn’t even moved past the barter system. Pitiful. Still, Adrian shrugged and pulled a money bag from his pocket. He quickly counted out the galleons and kunts and placed them on the table before Rosemary.

“That should cover it, then,” Adrian said. He pulled out the chair across from Rosemary and sat down, maintaining eye contact all the while.

[giddyprew-blog]

Gideon stared around him, wondering what was exactly hanging from the ceiling. He took a quick picture, only to realize some of the people surrounding him were staring at his camera. They looked around for someone to explain what was off exactly. 

[amulciber-blog]

Adrian watched the other person, eyebrow raised. What the hell was he doing? He couldn’t recall seeing the ginger around before and his camera looked ancient. Must’ve been one of the recent transplants. Of course they were causing a scene. Adrian’s curiosity faded into annoyance.

“You’re blocking the hallway.”

[amulciber-blog]

[text] Lose my number, asshole. / [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. ( vic )

[text] I’ll have no greater pleasure.

[text] And certainly the opinions of you and your little friends should be what matters to me. That’s what you’re saying, isn’t it?

[amulciber-blog]

[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza orsomething check yes or no

[text] is there an option stronger than no?

[amulciber-blog]

[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? (Rosemary)

[text]: i seem to remember you insisting i have it when you gave me that idiotic badge

[narutoroleplayingmasterlist]

Send me a symbol to recieve one of the following from my muse

[hogwartsexpress]

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry voice mail

Send  ♠ for a prank call

Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail

Send ☏ for a vague voice mail Send ❖ for a confession(voicemail of text, specify.)

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for an early morning text

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a promise

[amulciber-blog]

Drunk RP prompts

Red wine: Send a glass of red wine for a drunken kiss.

Rosé wine: Send a glass of rosé wine for a drunken confession.

White wine: Send a glass of white wine for a drunken story.

Shot of Whiskey: Send a shot of whiskey for my muse to mistake yours for someone they hate.

Shot of Vodka: Send a shot of vodka for my muse to mistake yours for someone they're friends with.

Shot of Tequila: Send a shot of tequila for my muse to mistake yours for someone they're in love with.

Pint of Beer: Send a pint of beer for my muse to get pregnant to yours after a night of blackout drinking-- or vice versa. Feel free to specify.

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen ifyou want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] Ijust hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stopthinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important.Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die andleave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’slove. [text] Hey beautiful nojudgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer thephone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a pieceof shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because youknow it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me rightnow [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really,they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like anasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will bepersonally offended. [text] I don’t think helikes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to getit together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musicallyinclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop usfrom fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could callit love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrectjust wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they]doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’sthe point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be thePumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myselftonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza orsomething check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

[brittsmemes]

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