My sister was talking about how 2001 was 18 years ago because we were listening to In The End by Linkin Park play on the radio, right?
I gasped and said that oh my god, everyone born in 2000 is now eighteen at least and are old enough to be adults. You know what happened to the radio?
Record scratch.
The song was playing, there was the sound of a record scratch, three solid seconds of silence where me and my sister looked at each other in utter bafflement, and then the song started playing again like nothing happened.
The universe gave me a record scratch moment and it was glorious.












