𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚.

❝ He won't bother to write or to phone you. He'll just rip the still beating heart from your chest! ❞

[chounaifu]

𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐅𝐔: An independent, canon-divergent roleplay blog for 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐍 from Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul Silver. Written by 𝐑𝐄𝐗. 30. He/Him. EST. 3.5.2023. 18+ ONLY.

➤ 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐍: The serpent of Eden, religious trauma, having a deity-shaped void left inside of you, prejudice at the hands of society, surviving a system designed to fail you, grappling with your sense of (im)mortality, finding your teeth, the decay of physical and mental health, a story where Icarus fell from the sky and survived, but came back wrong.

➤ 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌: The Backrooms, Dante's Inferno, Devilman Crybaby, The Wailing, Noroi: The Curse, The Skinamarink, Bloodborne, Repo! The Genetic Opera and Silent Hill.

➤ 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 | 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 | 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 | 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐒 | 𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 | 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎 | 𝐌𝐔𝐍

➤ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: Triggering content ahead, including depictions of violence, murder, death, discussion of religion & spirituality, and psychological themes. Reader discretion is advised.

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[chounaifu]

Anyway I really appreciate yall sticking together and defending Olive, Nox and Pia. That's the attitude of the Pokémon RPC that I missed. I've got my gripes with how things have functioned here, but, this makes me happy knowing that the folks I love are taking care of each other.

Now have a Helmi picture to cleanse the dashboard before I crawl back to Isola:

[darkestaken]

Fourty years old man writes callout on Tumblr because people don't want to write with someone who conveniently hides the fact that they ship incest to people who have boundaries against writing with people who write incest.

I was planning to do you the grace of keeping it private, but here you are vagueing and posting a joke of a post about me and olive. I went to you because I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt and didn't want to block you without first talking to you, out of respect. You showed me none in return and are making a silly attempt at smearing my name while lying about me and my friends' character. You can fuck all the way off.

[chounaifu]

Literally making me log in.

I logged on here just to reblog this stupid shit because I am pissed.

@Kkeungi/Soda:

Keep my girlfriend's name out your fucking mouth if you have any sensibility left inside of you. Leave your shit at the door.

Anyway let me tell you I'm the biggest hater, I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk the way that you write Plantcest-- (and tried to JUSTIFY IT. . . . . MY GUY. . . . MY GUY. . .)

Thank you Nox I'm fucking tired.

[chounaifu]

Logs on for two seconds because I can't fucking believe The Pokémon Company read my blog and gave Proton a Spidops in the TCG.

Logs back off.

[chounaifu]

Hey folks, I mentioned over on Lusamine's blog that I'm burnt out on Pokémon roleplay, so, I'm bringing that up over here too.

I'm taking a hiatus on all of my Pokémon blogs:

This one @aetherceuse @seginbeats @dokuekii @volotheism

I'm just not feeling it. Sorry folks. I know I just came back on to Lusamine after a previous hiatus, but, yeah. That was because I wanted to hang out with a handful of friends and my girlfriend. Ultimately, I burnt out because I was trying to force myself to be here, because I felt that if I kept writing, I'd eventually get the spark again, but, it's just not there.

I don't know when or if I'll make a proper return, but, yeah. That's what's up right now. Sorry guys.

[chounaifu]

" ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ "

[chounaifu]

I mostly jump on this blog to be annoying to the RPC, I've been over on -> @aetherceuse if you're looking for me

[chounaifu]

" I'm allowed in every single house. "

[chounaifu]

" Did a banana just place a tender kiss on my hand????? "

[thebananwithaplan]

@chounaifu asked:

" Banana guy, my pal, my companion, my A-PEELING buddy, long time no see, I hope ALL is WELL in the BANANA ZONE. "

"Woooooow, what a coincidence! Long time no see!" Really, how long has it been since he last saw this guy, huh? Who was he, again...

...Oh, right! That one guy that Gold once turned into a fellow banana once. Somehow. That sure left an impression on a lot of people, last he could tell...

"Honestly? Not too shabby, despite many things going on. And boy, do I mean maaaaaaan......"

.... why is there a giant ✅ over Proton's head?

"...Wait, hold on a sec." In which one of Proton's hands would be held and given a quick smooch on the back of it. Because the anon who sent in that challenge didn't specify where to kiss the closest non-anon, so this counts.

"....As I was saying - so many things happened. But enough about that. How about you? How's it been not being a banana?"

...So he's just gonna move on from that dare? Just like that? Okay-

[fuuryuinji-deactivated20250317]

"How about you do it first so I can see how it works?"

Steps back tbh.

[chounaifu]

" OR-- "

Grippy hands.

YOINK!

" We do it TOGETHER! "

One no-clip through the floor and now the bike has left the map.

FUN.

[chounaifu]

She is incredibly disheveled, almost like she nearly got hit by traffic on a bike, when she reappears with a bottle of glue and a bat. "You owe me the candy."

" W A A A AI I III T you don't gotta do all that HEEEYYY Now WOAH OH OOOHH put that BAT DOWN-- I'M just a GUY I'm just some GUY you don't gotta DO ALL THA T TO ME -- "

I hope you enjoy candy that tastes like hot computer monitor, Blue!

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

[skullkxd]

“How illegal is it to not know where your birth certificate is and not know anybody that can vouch for your birth certificate.”

[skullkxd]

@chounaifu said: " You're not just going to jail you're going to like, EXTRA jail. "

“Do you have a birth certificate?”

[chounaifu]

Does this look like a man who has a birth certificate, Ree?

" I don't know. "

[fuuryuinji-deactivated20250317]

"Why would you glue a child to a bike seat?"

[chounaifu]

" Oh it's not JUST for kids. "

Come here.

[littlebluestorm]

"...I don't actually know how to ride a bike and at this point it's too late to ask someone to teach me without it getting weird."

[chounaifu]

Step 1: Apply glue to bike seat

Step 2: Pick up child

Step 3: Place child on bike seat

Step 4: PUSH THE BIKE

" DON'T FORGET TO SLOW DOWN IF YOU SEE TRAFFIC! ! ! "

[chounaifu]

" Now you guys gotta start listenin' to the lil' voice inside your head that's temptin' ya to eat the insulation in the attic. Sawdust?! PFFF that's for casuals, EAT THE DRYWALL. "