Congratulations, LAUREN! You have been accepted as THOMAS MITCHELL with the faceclaim choice of BRAD PITT. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( brad pitt, cis male, he / him ) — a member of the [ MITCHELL ] family claims membership to the society ! [ THOMAS ] is a [ 54 ] year old [ CORPORATE LAWYER ] who hails from [ SEATTLE, WA ] , who call them [ THE ÉMINENCE GRISE ] . although their peers know them for being [ FASTIDIOUS ] and [ DIPLOMATIC ] , their reputation for being [ SANCTIMONIOUS ] and [ CALLOUS ] might prove intimidating for new initiates. while the [ MITCHELL ] family is known for [ OWNING MARS, INC ] , the society’s own [ SIRIUS ] is better remembered by [ THE DOGEARED PAGES OF A WELL-LOVED BOOK. STEAM WAFTING FROM A CUP OF TEA. LATE NIGHTS SPENT AT THE OFFICE, WATCHING A DISTANT STORM ROLL IN OVER A SLEEPING CITY. ] . having been a member for [ TWENTY FIVE YEARS ] now, [ THOMAS ] has managed to attain [ A GLOBALLY ESTEEMED LAW FIRM WITH PRESTIGIOUS CLIENTELE ] — no doubt through the help of the society, wouldn’t you think ? ——— ( it’s ya girl lauren )
Congratulations, MEGS! You have been accepted as REIGN HEARST with the faceclaim choice of COURTNEY EATON. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( courtney eaton, female, she/her ) — a member of the [ HEARST ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ REIGN ] is a [ 26 ] year old [ SOCIALITE & REALITY TV STAR ] who hails from [ LA ] , who call them [ THE SPITFIRE ] . although their peers know them for being [ CONFIDENT ] and [ STRONG-WILLED ] , their reputation for being [ OVER-DRAMATIC ] and [ BLUNT ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ HEARST ] family is known for [ OWNING HEARST CORPORATION AND CONDÉ NAST ] , the society’s hopeful [ NIKE ] is better remembered by [ THE FLASH OF NEON LIGHTS, WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU SPEED DOWN A WINDING ROAD, THE SUNSETTING ON A BONFIRE AT A BEACH, STILL BEING ABLE TO HEAR SOMEONE’S MUSIC WHILE THEIR HEADPHONES ARE IN, A GOWN FLOWING BEHIND YOU AS YOU RUN DOWN AN EMPTY CORRIDOR WITH A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE IN YOUR HAND ] . initial reports say their goal of [ FOR PEOPLE TO ASPIRE TO BE HER ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ? ——— ( megs & bst & 22 & she/her )
Congratulations, MALI ! You have been accepted as LACHLAN KELSO with the faceclaim choice of MASON GOODING. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( mason gooding, cis male, he/him ) — a member of the [ KELSO ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ LACHLAN ] is a [ 27 ] year old [ RUGBY PLAYER ] who hails from [ EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND ] , who call them [ THE OUTSIDER ] . although their peers know them for being [ OPTIMISTIC ] and [ DEDICATED ] , their reputation for being [ IMPRESSIONABLE ] and [ STUBBORN ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ KELSO ] family is known for [ BEING VERY NORMAL PEOPLE ] , the society’s hopeful [ ACHILLES ] is better remembered by [ GRASS STAINS ON HIS NUMBER 11 JERSEY, A GRIN LIT BY THE FLOODLIGHTS OF THE FIELD, AND A HAND TIGHTLY GRIPPED ON THE NEXT RUNG OF THE LADDER OF SUCCESS ] . initial reports say their goal of [ WINNING THE RUGBY WORLD CUP FOR SCOTLAND ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ? ——— ( mali & nzst & 21 & she/her )
Congratulations, MARIE and ROBIN ! You have been accepted as HUDSON HARGREAVES and CORALINE SONG and NADYIA CALHOUN with the faceclaim choices of BOB MORLEY and LEE DA HEE and RIHANNA. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( bob morley, cismale, he/him ) — a member of the [ HARGREAVES ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ HUDSON ] is a [ 30 ] year old [ JOURNALIST/MEDIA MOGUL ] who hails from [ BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA ] , who call them [ THE CHAMELEON ] . although their peers know them for being [ RESOURCEFUL ] and [ DETERMINED ] , their reputation for being [ DISHONEST ] and [ BULLHEADED ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ HARGREAVES ] family is known for [ NOTHING ] , the society’s hopeful [ ATLAS ] is better remembered by [ AN UNFAILING CHARMING SMILE, A PERMANENT FIXTURE UNTIL YOU COME OUT ON TOP ; HANDS THAT KNOW HARD WORK HIDDEN BY INKSTAINS ; BLOOD & SWEAT & TEARS THAT NO ONE CAN EVER SEE ] . initial reports say their goal of [ RESTORING HIS FAMILY TO PROMINENCE ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ?
( Lee Da Hee, Female, she/her ) — a member of the [ SONG ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ CORALINE ] is a [ 35 ] year old [ NOVELIST ] who hails from [ JEJU-DO, SOUTH KOREA ] , who call them [ THE ENIGMA ] . although their peers know them for being [ MAGNETIC ] and [ FOREWARD THINKING ] , their reputation for being [ MORBID ] and [ ABRASIVE ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ SONG ] family is known for [ OWNING ONE OF THE LARGEST BOOK PUBLISHERS IN SOUTH KOREA ] , the society’s hopeful [ KHIONE ] is better remembered by [ HALF LIDDED EYES LOST IN A DAYDREAM, THE SMELL OF WORN LEATHER, SARCASM DRIPPING OFF THEIR LIPS LIKE DEADLY VENOM, INK STAINED HANDS ] . initial reports say their goal of [ WINNING A PULITZER ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ?
( Rihanna, Female, She/Her ) — a member of the [ CALHOUN ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ NADYIA ] is a [ 30 ] year old [ VOICE ACTRESS ] who hails from [ ATLANTA, GEORGIA ] , who call them [ THE SOULFUL ] . although their peers know them for being [ COLORFUL ] and [ ENGAGING ] , their reputation for being [ DEMANDING ] and [ COCKY ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ CALHOUN ] family is known for [ HELPED KICK THE DOOR WIDE OPEN FOR BLACK TALENT IN HOLLYWOOD SINCE THE LATE 80s ] , the society’s hopeful [ PYSCHE ] is better remembered by [ LONG DAYS IN THE RECORDING BOOTH, ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF MANGA ON BOOKSHELVES, WEARING THE LATEST ANIME MERCH, BLACK HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY ] . initial reports say their goal of [ WINNING AN OSCAR ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ?
Congratulations, SKYE ! You have been accepted as SOFIYAH SHILOAH with the faceclaim choice of ODEYA RUSH. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( odeya rush, cisfemale, she/her ) — a member of the [ SHILOAH ] family claims membership to the society ! [ SOFIYAH ] is a [ 25 ] year old [ NSA ANALYST ] who hails from [ WASHINGTON D.C. ] , who call them [ THE FIGHTER ] . although their peers know them for being [ RATIONAL ] and [ TENACIOUS ] , their reputation for being [ IRASCIBLE ] and [ AGGRESSIVE ] might prove intimidating for new initiates. while the [ SHILOAH ] family is known for [ A LEGACY OF INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE WORK ] , the society’s own [ HADASSAH ] is better remembered by [ SHARP NAILS GRIPPING A SHARPER KNIFE, THE CLACK OF KEYBOARD KEYS IN A DARKENED ROOM, BLOODSHED TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY PROUD, BLACK COMBAT BOOTS POUNDING THE DIRT, USING UNDERESTIMATION AS A WEAPON ] . having been a member for [ ONE YEAR ] now, [ SOFIYAH ] has managed to attain [ THE RANK OF SENIOR AGENT ] — no doubt through the help of the society, wouldn’t you think ?
Congratulations, MEG ! You have been accepted as TESS LOCKLEAR with the faceclaim choice of AMBER MIDTHUNDER. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( amber midthunder, cis female, she/her ) — a member of the [ LOCKLEAR ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ TESS ] is a [ 25 ] year old [ PAINTER ] who hails from [ SAN FRANCISO ] , who call them [ THE REBEL ] . although their peers know them for being [ VIVACIOUS ] and [ ADAPTABLE ] , their reputation for being [ RECKLESS ] and [ DEMANDING ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ LOCKLEAR ] family is known for [ OWNING A PROMINENT MUSIC LABEL ] , the society’s hopeful [ ERIS ] is better remembered by [ RIPPED JEANS AND BAND SHIRTS, LEATHER JACKETS EVEN IN STIFLING WEATHER, INTRICATE TATTOOS, MAKE UP THAT DISGUISE A TIMID BEAUTY AND A SHARP TONGUE DRIPPING WITH SARCASM ] . initial reports say their goal of [ BECOMING ONE OF THE GREATEST MODERN ARTISTS OF HER TIME ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ?
Congratulations, HEATHER ! You have been accepted as ALEXANDRIA BAILEY with the faceclaim choice of JANELLE MONÁE. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( janelle monáe, non-binary, she/her/they/them ) — a member of the [ BAILEY ] family seeks entry to the society ! [ ALEXANDRIA ] is a [ 32 ] year old [ AUTHOR/LIFESTYLE BLOGGER ] who hails from [ FORTALEZA, BRAZIL ] , who call them [ THE HELIOPHILIC ] . although their peers know them for being [ ENGAGING ] and [ OPTIMISTIC ] , their reputation for being [ NOMADIC ] and [ PLAIN ] might hinder their relations with current society members. while the [ BAILEY ] family is known for [ THEIR INVOLVEMENT IN THE TOBACCO/CANNABIS INDUSTRY ] , the society’s hopeful [ PHAEDRA ] is better remembered by [ DRIED FLOWERS PRESSED BETWEEN OVERFLOWING JOURNAL PAGES, GETTING LOST IN VINTAGE STORES, STAMPS ON A PASSPORT, SORE CHEEKS FROM NEAR CONSTANT SMILING, COMPLIMENTS TO STRANGERS LEFT ON POST IT NOTES ] . initial reports say their goal of [ DISMANTLING HER FAMILY’S LEGACY ] would be their first priority after being inducted, although who’s to say that won’t change ?
Congratulations, LYNN! You have been accepted as SAMUEL KNIGHT with the faceclaim choice of SERKAN CAYOGLU. Please go through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!
( serkan çayoğlu, male, he/him ) — a member of the [ Knight ] family claims membership to the society ! [ Samuel ] is a [ 27 ] year old [ Pro-Basketball player ] who hails from [ Los Angeles ] , who call them [ The Athlete ] . although their peers know them for being [ independent ] and [ hard working ] , their reputation for being [ obstinate ] and [ hyperactive ] might prove intimidating for new initiates. while the [ KNIGHT ] family is known for [ Acting/modelling ] , the society’s own [ Mars ] is better remembered by [ early morning jogs just as the sun comes up, protein shakes, working out at least twice a day, sweat drenched t-shirts, spinning a basketball on his finger ] . having been a member for [ Two and a half years ] now, [ Samuel ] has managed to attain [ being a NBA champion ] — no doubt through the help of the society, wouldn’t you think ? ——— ( lynn, gmt +1, 21, she/her)
