Ships... On the Rocks
We know you want your monthly fix of happy couples, new engagements, and baby bumps, but sometimes we at WHiM have to report bad news along with the good. Today we turn our attention to the sudden spate of perfect romances run aground. Is there something in the water? Or was last month’s Black Moon a harbinger of death… to love?
Stay frosty, readers, but keep your love warm.
Long time couple Ella Bishop and Alec Summers have been together since they were students at Hogwarts, and rumor even had the golden pair getting engaged earlier this year. The Tutshill Tornado has dragged his feet just a bit too long, and Bishop has been spotted recently moving on to studlier pastures.
WHiM was the first to report the rumored relationship between TDK drummer Ascanius Stark and his former classmate Isidora Miroslava, and we’re saddened to be the first to report the crash and burn of this beautiful pair. Stark’s frequent walks of shame are no more, and nothing spells disaster more than disinterest from a known womanizer.
Speaking of womanizers, Appleby Arrow Dylan Montmorency seemed to be putting his wily old ways to rest as he was seen more and more frequently with an unnamed brunette. While the wishful were hoping to see Montmorency follow his teammate Maximus James down the aisle, it seems their hopes are dashed. The blond Seeker has been seen more recently in the company of a blond… and a redhead. Some Arrows never change their spots.
Common wisdom has always held that dating between rival Quidditch teams is a bad idea, but Chudley Cannon Giles Low and Caerphilly Catapult Esme Whittebrook seemed to be making an honest go of it. Or they were. Imagine the dirty plays next season now that this hot couple are in an flaming tailspin.
Romance isn’t limited to the rich and famous; it can also be found in the hallowed Ministry halls. One of our up and coming politicians is Department Head Emmalee Quinn, a shy ginger with a deep reticence for public exposure. The rumor mill is gristing hard over the fact that Quinn is dating a handsome, rich wizard who is significantly younger than she is. Can this ill fated pairing possibly last?