#gilfposting

[bucketofcrows]

shout out to the site i used to learn vocab for giving me sentences i will actually use

[bucketofcrows]

with a lot of the guys in the guilty gear series being so large it's easy to not fully realize just how Absolutely Fucking Massive some of the characters are. earlier today i looked up how tall goldlewis is and apparently he's 7 feet tall and weighs in at 566 fucking pounds

i cannot tell you how badly i need to be crushed flat by a literal quarter ton of this old man

[bucketofcrows]

if i were in a murder mystery i'd be the suspect that everyone thinks was using the very old and wealthy murder victim as my sugar daddy and everyone thinks my motive for killing him is me being a gold digger who was trying to get some inheritance out of him but it turns out the true reason i had been spending a suspiciously large amount of time with him is because he was a top-shelf gilf and i had been fucking him purely for the love of the game

[bucketofcrows]

Fuckability rating for Tarragon from Pokemon Legends Z-A?

hot old man with a whimsical side. would absolutely smash no hesitation

[bucketofcrows]

found myself thinking to myself thinking my taste in old men was basic for thinking reinhardt was hot before remembering that most people do not, in fact, think that old men are hot

[bucketofcrows]

i know he appears in only one case but i feel like people really sleep on what a top-tier gilf this guy is. easily earns a spot on my top 5 fuckable ace attorney men list

[bucketofcrows]

i've only ever seen still images of rotg!santa before and i only just now saw clips of him for the first time. and having now seen a bit of him in action i can say for certain that if i had seen that movie when it first came out it definitely would have massively kickstarted me on my way to earning my old man fucker certification

[the-supernatural-atheist]

greetings people of tumblr. i have a message.

grey hair. white hair. pretyy

this is all