I'm quite fluent in Grian so let me translate these messages:
"are you going to come back? I want to see that you're ok"
"please come back"
"I don't care that you're red name please"
"choose me"
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I'm quite fluent in Grian so let me translate these messages:
"are you going to come back? I want to see that you're ok"
"please come back"
"I don't care that you're red name please"
"choose me"
A grumbo "there's only one bed" scenario is "there's only ever been one bed" because Grian keeps lying about hotel room vacancies and Mumbo never really minded otherwise.
Saw a bird and snake image in tiktok.
Come on now, you don't need to be fluent in Grian to understand what he's saying here 😏.
A comparison of how the southlanders immediately put their guard up against a red name mumbo who was causing havoc in their base, to the mounders who were trying to reason with him and reiterating that they will help him, none of them seriously running away from him even as he was trying to hurt them, with bdubs even handing him some tnt in the most bdubs way possible.
How mumbo kept targeting the southlanders and stopped going after the mounders.
Hey Mumbo, hey hi yeah big fan anyways- for research purposes, would you perhaps ask the resident permit office worker for something like an appointment maybe? Maybe for something like a copy of one of your permits.. the warty one, and say that you want a copy to give your business partner...
I just want to see what would happen really, I have three hypotheses rn:
a. Grian becomes tortured by the bit and an inner war wages on whether he drags this out as long as possible or does it lightning fast. He keeps going back and forth while Mumbo is clueless, ending in somewhere of a happy middle ground and they part ways as quickly as they met.
b. He does drag it out as long as possible making it an ongoing bit that persists through three server wars two more charity streams and a major Minecraft update that makes em load more chunks. In their final episode they end their POVs in the permit office which is now decrepit, more like an abandoned building than usual with holes in the roof and rain dripping inside. Grian finally passes the permit over to Mumbo and the world implodes.
c. He completes everything in a quarter of an episode and gets the permit same day, express delivery. Joel loses his mind and we see "grian was slain by smallishbeans" in the chat eight times in a row, and "grian was slain by goodtimewithscar" about ten.
Please sir, I beg you, do it for the bit.
Anyways, did you guys notice something so... fishy about the tasks. Specifically, Grian and Mumbo's tasks.
The Secret Keeper really went all:
"listen for the first session let's make Grian and Mumbo's tasks similar enough that they'd stick together for a while, let them have their fun.. Then after that, let's always separate them, make it so their tasks require them to either buddy up with someone else or be incapable of 1 on 1 interactions, come on, come on it'll be so funny."
I'm just saying, Secret Keeper better watch it's back when Grian catches on...
BREAKING NEWS:
Mumbo and Grian flirt about puns and bits while chaos reigned around them.
"I thought we were just having a moment, I thought we were having a good time 😔"
"I would've joined in regardless of the bit Grian you know that I would've done that 🥺"
"I thought we had something going on 😮💨 it was just for the task"
EDit: its the magnetism ok? It's the way Mumbo sought him out when Martyn started to be a lil punchy. It's the similar yet opposite tasks. How easy it was for Mumbo to complete his task with Grian but Grian found it impossible to complete his with Mumbo. It's Grian jumping at the chance to give him a life when Mumbo barely lost any. It's the way they flirt like an old married couple. It's how they found it effortless to banter even though they were in the middle of a loud crowd.