#giovanni blasters

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May I have some Giovanni and the boys At an anime convention Headcanons please?

Giovanni ABSOLUTELY goes in full cosplay, and gets the rest of his boys to do a group cosplay with him

(They probably go as the Sailors. Giovanni is Sailor Moon.)

Ben is the only normie in the group who doesn’t know what everyone is talking about. He mostly just comes along for the snacks Spike bribed him with

The boys keep tally of who gets the most compliments on their outfits, not including the massive number of people who ask to take their photo as a group

Flamethrower is cosplay-shy but he ends up winning

Dark Star is into all the space and/or alien anime and therefore gets a lot of... strange merch from the merch hall

Crusher’s side-hobby is making AMVs and he enters one of the contests and actually wins

Car Crash is of course into Mecha, so he splits off from the group more than the others since his panels are timed inconveniently

Spike isn’t a normie but she pretends to be for the vines. She also smuggles in a buttload of licorice, candy bars, and water bottles so they don’t have to pay $200 for snacks

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Got some new markers for Chanukah and thought what better way to kick off 2020 then with some Banzai Blasters?

Thanks @giovanni-blasters for the inspiration!

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HC that Molly reads Cornucopia

Ok, so I haven’t read Cornucopia myself, BUT this reminds me of another HC that I came up with w/my friends... which is that Jello (as in, Mr. Blaber himself) DOES exist (as a persona) in the EE world, BUT he’s not a god or nova-class villain or anything— he’s just the most famous memer on the internet, and all of his non-Epithet videos are canon within the EE world itself.

What I’m saying is that one of Giovanni’s boys will ask him how they’re gonna get into a super-tough safe without a key, and he’ll grin and unstrap the knife from his Soulslugger Doombat and yell “WITH THIS! BECAUSE THIS KNIFE IS ACTUALLY A KEY!!!” and then probably alert the guards by being too loud

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ok hear me out....Giovanni n' his boys have a weekly game night, who would bring what game? (board games and/or video games)

Flamethrower likes Just Dance because he always wins

Ben’s favorite is Uno and everyone is actually kind of sick of it

Spike is always bringing over cool indie games nobody’s heard of. One of the group favorites she introduced them to is a card game called Bold

Dark Star likes any game with aliens in it, whether it’s a board or video game. His absolute favorite is Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

Car Crash loves Mario Kart, and always picks Rainbow Road, even though he’s The Actual Worst at it

Giovanni is down for anything to bond with his boys! He will take any game and make it super competitive

HOWEVER, his absolute favorite is Forbidden Island, because he and his boys all get to be on the same team— plus, stealing forbidden treasure!!! What’s more crime-y than that?!

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the blasters have to babysit, whos the best and whos the worst at babysitting

Spike is an AWESOME babysitter with the kids she clicks with, and AWFUL with the ones she doesn’t. It really depends on the kid. She’d be the “cool” babysitter who brings Oreos as snacks and lets her kids stay up late

Flamethrower wouldn’t be a very good babysitter due to his lack of self-confidence. It’d probably be pretty easy to push him around

Car Crash seems an older brother to me, so he’d probably get annoyed easily but cool off quickly. Again, his status as babysitter would depend on the kid— I could see him getting along best with sweet little girls who don’t cause trouble

Dark Star has the advantage of his epithet, which would be useful for entertaining and keeping an eye on kids while also making dinner/cleaning up/ect. Being a huge space nerd, he’d get along well with kids who he can find a shared interest with; otherwise, he’d be a good caretaker, but might find it hard to connect with the kids

Ben is the “lame” babysitter. He’s just not fond of kids. Or really having to take care of somebody else in general

Crusher LOVES kids. He’s also cursed with kids always being initially scared of him because of how he looks and sounds. Please let him form a bond with a sweetheart like Phoenicia who would happily play tea-party with him and appreciate his coloring books

Giovanni is, of course, the 10/10 most beloved babysitter by all kids ever and he’d also be the most wanted by parents, because the kids think he’s awesome AND he makes sure they learn “safety first” (even if he does spoil them sometimes)

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Flamethrower teaches the others cheerleading stuff

oh this is a QUALITY ask to start us off

Ben is, unsurprisingly, the worst of the bunch

But! he is supportive! and TRYING HIS BEST!!!

Dark Star is also enthusiastic, and uses his epithet so that they can do more complicated pyramids with more people

Car Crash insists on trying to do a flip. It does not go well

Spike is a natural at it, but tries to get out of it because she thinks it’s too preppy and she can’t ruin her Goth Image

Flamethrower is super embarrassed but a very good teacher

Giovanni congratulates him afterwards and tells him he’ll be a good Banzai Captain to his own minions someday

Flamethrower’s face is bright red for the rest of the day. Why do you think his nickname is flamethrower. It’s not just because of his love for fire

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the minion bois + giovanni picking up molly from school (with car crash abviously driving) hcs?

first off, if you haven’t started reading this fic yet you need to; it’s literally just “everyone except Molly’s dad picks her up from school” and I cannot wait for more chapters. second off,

Molly calls Gio for a lift; she doesn’t expect him to show up with all six of his boys in tow

They’re punching the roof, raising a racket, and when they pull up to the curb they start chanting “MOLL-Y! MOLL-Y! MOLL-Y!”

They mean well but it’s actually lowkey anxiety-inducing and reminds her of her dad so to make them stop she whispers “shhh! there are cops at our school!”

Which makes them shut up, but then the minute she gets in the car it SCREECHES away like 10 miles over the speed limit

Giovanni checks to make sure every single person has their seatbelt on properly (it doesn’t count if you only have the lap restraint on!)

Dark Star and Spike start arguing over who gets to pick the music, but they see Molly getting stressed out and let her pick instead

She plays some soothing background tracks on her phone and everyone approves of the vibes

When they drop her off, they all start yelling things like “we love you Molly!!!” and “we’ll see you Tuesday!” and it makes her feel a little embarrassed but very loved

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Do you think you could do some headcanons about the banzai blasters interacting with the fam?

Usually when the BB come over, it’s because Gio invited them

They DID all come over once to see Gio without realizing he wasn’t home. Then they stayed anyway because Indus invited them to join in playing Mario Kart

Somehow by the time Gio got back, Spike was piercing Molly’s ears and Flamethrower was getting a free therapy session from Sylvie

Car Crash and Molly actually end up bonding quite a bit. CC has a younger brother at home who he’s responsible for, but he likes talking with Molly because she can (unfortunately) relate

Sometimes when the BB come over, Gio insists on doing “large group” activities, like baseball or dance parties. It’s always a good time