#girl problemz

[mistahgrape]

I hesitated to share this, but since I’m having a rather self-deprecating moment, I thought it best if I was able to poke fun at myself.

Behold, this tragedy! Leto!Joker above the neck... and scrawny, bony, feminine nothingness below it.  I can get on board with the idea that Jared and I look rather alike at some angles, but it looks like someone chopped off his head, stuck it on the end of a broomstick, and then dressed the broomstick in a fancy red shirt.

I was all excited to wear something contrasting with the green hair the other night, so before ever touching the tux, I wore this and quickly realized it was a disaster. I cannot really cosplay him unless I’m wearing something thick and structured like the tux, which disguises the 90lb body beneath. heheheheh So I just can’t be one of those badass dudes going around showing off the tatts and making women faint. lol

Ahh, my coworker said something really flattering and amusing tonight, though. He was all “just go to the gym every single night until Halloween. BULK UP, J. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU AND JARED WILL BE TWINS.”

[ghostseh]

HEY SO my friend jess aka jessidork just made a post and its funny because only last night I thought about making a post about a very similar topic (but kinda opposite??) also because its something I don’t talk about very often but that sometimes bothers me. 

(Writing this after I finished writing and this ended up being alot longer than I expected and now I feel like I’m hijacking jess’ topic and making it about myself but thats not what I meant idk what im doing)

Basically okay I always consider myself straight and if people ask I say I’m straight but I’m not, I’m bisexual? 

Like, I have been in love with/liked girls a several times, one of those times for over a year. But it happens rarely and far apart and its been a long time since last time and I’m really really attracted to boys and I have had alot of boyfriends and dated even more so its just easier to refer to myself as straight?

And everytime I see posts about how bisexual people are erased and forced into either the ‘gay’ or ‘straight’ category I’m always like ‘fuCK THAT LET PEOPLE BE BISEXUAL’. Like, I still think of it as other people. I don’t see myself in it even though I I should? Like even when it comes to posts about letting people identify as bisexual I still don’t think I ‘qualify’ to consider it to be about me?

Like. Okay. If I am to actually analyse myself I’d have to break it down and say I’m probably hetrosexual but biromantic. Like, I never see a girl and think ‘I’d hit that’, but I do with guys. But I’ve fallen in love with girls and then found that I’m attracted to them after. So I only experience secondary sexual attraction for girls, I guess, which is probably why I fall for girls so less often. Because mostly when I like guys I initiate kinda flirty contact from the start BECAUASE i find them attractive but it’s a different process with girls.

BUT THATS LONG and annoying to explain so I end up not wanting to say I’m bisexual because I feel like I’m lying but then I feel like I’m being dishonest when I say I’m straight, and I feel like I’m also not doing enough to make bisexuality less taboo because I could proudly be owning it and not giving a fuck, but I don’t. 

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Grooming your body (shaving, moisturising, washing etc) including your lady lands in preparation for company.... Which... May then not happen as soon as thought. Damn, boy, best not have wasted my shower time today.

[scaleyfish-blog]

too mentally/physically/emotionally exhausted to deal with males 

[helloeverybodyimlesliemonster]

I just want a nice pair of boots, is that too much to ask for??

[some-velvet-mourning]

capturethefish said: y u is sadz

Because I own ovaries and it is the 10th of the month. :(

[supersailorjoonie]

Girly time TMI Tuesday~ (again)

[qsda]

‘Hey how’s it going?!’ I chirp to an incoming customer. ‘Great!’ She smiles, eyes devoid of any emotion, ‘and yourself?’ ‘Im good thanks’ I reply, deeply detesting every fibre of her being