Sep 7, 2019
Nothing makes you feel trampier than standing outside alone in heels and a red dress because the whole party wants to go in at the same time. This is how I die. In a red dress eaten by mosquitoes.
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Nothing makes you feel trampier than standing outside alone in heels and a red dress because the whole party wants to go in at the same time. This is how I die. In a red dress eaten by mosquitoes.
KeturahDaine
Me, My Cousin and Her First Period
Me: Yo. You have something red on your shorts..
Cousin: ... What?!
Me: Is this your first time?!
Cousin: *panics YES IT IS MY FIRST TIME!
Me: Oh No. Where's your mom?
Cousin: She's out with dad.
Me: Ok, do you know what to do?
Cousin: Yeah. I gotta favor to ask you though.
Me: Name it.
Cousin: Find me a cork.
Me: ... WHAT?
Cousin: Quickly! Find me a cork! I have to close my hole! It's spilling thick red wine!
Me:... I can't find any... cOrKs... So I got you tampons...
Cousin: What's that?!
Me: A softer cork.
Cousin: Oh... Thanks.
Me:... No problem.
In my head: wth is wrong with this kid??
my period is creeping up on me
i know because i feel sooooo horrible and su1cidal to the max loll
also i got a mosquito bite on my face and im gonna tweak
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The “I don’t wanna hangout or see anyone as of the moment because I don’t feel great about myself right now” feeling, sucks as fuck. I’m officially back on this level.