Tidbits Tuesday/WIP Whenever You Want?
I was tagged by @cinder-rellish181 , @graysparrowao3 , @dynamicducks , @fireflyeyes and @carnivaley . (Like guys, you're all way too sweet)
This is a little goofy fic that I've been cooking (I blame @aerin67 and @optimisticgrey for indulging in my madness)
On their bloody third day, they had been ambushed by a fucking devil. Just plopped from the wilderness into his infernal abode, she had gotten some food out of it but that was the only thing. Like she would sell her soul away when there were still plenty of options available. He gave her the creeps, with his poetry and bard energy. Speaking in riddles to make himself look interesting, emphasizing the stowaway in her body. Like she had forgotten that a fucking worm had lodged himself in her head. Came across a goblin-infested town and saved a gnome. Oh and Astarion had ambushed her in her sleep to drink her blood. Like that was totally normal, nothing weird to see there. It was actually kinda hot. The day after they had gotten into a fight with a spider matriarch, got Gale a quasit named Shovel and found a forbidden necromancy book. She'd given Gale a heart attack by giving it to Astarion under the guise "well, it would be funny". And the look on Gale's face had been very amusing. "Well, you got Shovel so now Astarion gets a treat." He had launched in a tirade about how arcane magic should be treated seriously, pish posh.
Gently tagging @junoswritingpit , @litsenn , @saylofwaterdeep , @asorceresswrites , @akelan and all the girlies who tagged me. I'm a curious bitch and I want to see more. :D Please?
