animorphs liveblog post #3 (god)
jake: *describing in excruciating detail exactly what it’s like to be a controller* me [on fire]: this is fine :)
(Jake) I promenaded, which consists of walking like a BIG HONKING GOOBER around in a circle. - Jake
books: amplify marco’s jokes me: *complaining* jake: Marco’s approach to everything is to joke about it. Especially when he’s worried. me: :)))))))
so ur telling me that an entire book’s worth of traumatic events happened and jake is the only one who remembers them :) he’s the only one who remembers fucking up multiple times in a row and putting his friends’ lives in immediate danger as a result :)) he’s the only one who remembers leading everyone straight into a trap :))) he’s the only one who remembers fucking dying :))))) cool :)))))))))))))))))
“Man, this whole thing stinks. It’s a trap. It’s a setup,” Marco said. “But I think the real question is, do female Hork-Bajir get all weird around bugs and snakes?” <I don’t think so. About the trap, I mean,> “Weird around bugs and snakes?” Cassie asked with a raised eyebrow. “Is that how girls are, Marco?” With that, she reached into a low drawer beneath the bottom row of cages. A second later, a snake was lightly tossed through the air in Marco’s direction. “Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Get it off me!” - rest in fuckign pieces marco
<Hi, Ax-man,> I said. <Hello, Tobias. You heard me? I was trying to be silent.> <You’re very quiet. For a big old four-leggged, two-handed, four-eyed, scorpion-tailed alien.> Ax laughed. <One of these nights I may show you.> <Hah. Right. And eagles may fly out of my butt.> <Is that possible?> Ax asked, sounding alarmed. <No. See, that’s why it’s funny.> <I understand,> Ax said, clearly not understanding at all. - what other quality exchanges am i missing out on while the rest of the team is narrating their fucking homework or whatever god tobias and ax are so good and pure, preserve this forever