#glam anon

[phighting-bean-husbandry]

Quick update! Franken is all stitched up now, and hopefully he doesn't come undone soon. But the problem is when I got back to the store. Windie must have thought it was either to perfect opportunity or she thought Franken would be gone forever or smth, but she somehow adopted and brought back another Banhammer bean.

This one is much smaller than the rest of the hammers, like just a tad bit taller than Sunny(the sunburst sword). He looks like regular Ban but he has bandages over his eyes instead of a bandana. He also looks somewhat younger than the others and has an X on his belly.

The Hammer bros immediately went to circle the poor little guy before being scolded by Windie. I'll be taking him to the vet as soon as I can. Sigh...guess I'll have to deal with another bean...

-Glam

You have like... 4 Bans at this point. It's getting ridiculous(ly funny). I hope the little guy gets along well with the others!

[phighting-bean-husbandry]

Update on the multiple beans situation:

Thankfully, the SFOTH bean family are getting used to the store enviroment. The Hammers like to patrol together; Sword likes to follow them as well, it's pretty cute to see ngl. Divakit, Dom, and Valk are becoming very close. They like to play dress up with each other; Dom likes beads, while Valk likes ribbons.

Windforce and Firebrand are doing good together, though Windforce wants to boss us around, tugging at our shirts and dragging us elsewhere. She also, along with the 3 Bans, bodied a would be robber. I don't think that guy would dare to steal from here again...or any of the nearby stores tbh. Actually they may actually be traumatized...

They are all sleeping in their beds now. We had to buy a mattress for the bigger beans. They huddle close to Firebrand for warmth. It's pretty cute!

-Glam

I'm glad they're all doing well! It's really nice to see beans bonding like this, especially when they help out around too!

[phighting-bean-husbandry]

HELP! I AM BEING USED AS BED BY THE BIG BEANS THEY SO HEAVY OMG. THEY DRAGGED ME TO THEIR NEST AND NOW THEY SRE ON TOP AND AROUND ME! MY COWORKERS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF WHY THEO]Y GOTTA BE SUCH CHONKERS!!! THE HAMMERS ARE JUST LICKING ME OH GOD!

DOM ANS VALK ARE SIBGING MY EARS OFF AND DIVAKIT OS DRESSING MY HORNS WITH RIBBONS. I CAN BARELY MOVE!😭😭😭😭😭😭

-Glam

LMAO??? Try pushing a few of them off of you lightly. Unfortunately I don't think you're getting out of this easy!

[phighting-bean-husbandry]

Hello, diva medkit and ban bean worker here! I guess you can call me Glam. I was able to save up and I got them both some beds so they could be comfy. The medkit used to steal the banhammer's bigger bed, but I think it learned real fast after being squished multiple times.

There also seems to be a bean or multiple of them roaming around the area. The banhammer has definitely been acting more antsy and aggresive towards whatever is out there. It hasn't let the medkit come outside the store for a couple of days. The medkit is not happy about not being able to do whatever it wants now. It could be a Scythe or Broker bean but I haven't seen any sign of them. Hopefully it doesn't escalate a lot.

Bed theft sure is common for beans.. it's rather funny at this point. You'd think they'd learn as a collective that Banhammers will eventually roll over and squish them!

It's possible there's a pod nearby. Banhammers do tend to get pretty defensive over their territory and beans they like, but hostility can increase tenfold if there are beans Banhammers don't like there. I'd say try to see if you can figure out what beans you have there, including making traps to capture and identify them. Let your Banhammer patrol the area--it'll help release nerves and anxiety for the fella, and might just let you catch one without a trap.