#glasses things

[chestersbraincell]

Was just cleaning my glasses and tried to steam them up with my breath but it turns out my throat was a lil sore, and I just made the most zombie coded sound to exist.

[attrummori]

I saw "fool me twice, shame on me" but this has happened dozens of times, and I normally only notice when water hits my glasses

[Comic description:

Panel 1 Mori carrying a towel while thinking :Time to try out the new shower head.

Panel 2 Mori in the shower looking up at the shower head. Thinking: Oh wow. I can see it so much better than the other one.

Panel 3 Looking directly at Mori's face to show the shower head reflected in their glasses. Sparkles around them. "Now in HD" written over them

Panel 4 Mori in the shower looking up at the shower head. Thinking: I'm still wearing my glasses!

Panel 5 Mori turns towards camera. Thinking: Good thing I noticed before turning on the water this time. Heh Heh Heh

[unhonest-iago]

Blind Bitch Hrs

So I have a mini x-reader series called Blind Bitch Hrs which is basically when I don't have my glasses, I tend to not be able to recognize people. It's not due to face blindness but rather macular degeneration fucking w/ my depth perception. The series isn't connected by any means; here's Pt. 1 if ya like to read it.

When it comes to night driving, Ted who is usually in the passenger's seat will help you gauge how much distance is between you and the stoplights

They're all quick to change seats if it gets to a point where you’re unable to drive

Jschlatt always laughs whenever an object hits you smack dab in the face before rushing to ask if you're okay

You'll walk around the house looking for your glasses, having walked past them 3 times now

Charlie would always spot them before you so on the 4th go around, he'll tap your shoulder

When exiting the movie theaters in the summer, Schlatt will immediately loop his arm w/ your’s leading the way to your guy’s car

Ted keeps a pair of sunglasses with him, comes in handy for the winter time

Charlie seeing your eyes strain, will place your glasses on for you

Ted noticing your glasses are dirty, would softly take them off and clean them before handing them back

They all scold you if they catch you squinting at your computer screen, even if it’s for that one color test

if you need help telling colors apart, they’ll gladly help. Schlatt will jokingly tell you the wrong one before correcting himself; Charlie glares at him

Charlie will take over making breakfast if your eyes are taking a while to focus after waking up

[bchanslvr]

Nsfw

My blind ass and sex would be hilarious. Cause they’d tell me to keep my eyes open and on them but without my glasses my eyes move a lot and are never in focus to it’d be like “wiggle wiggle wiggle”

I would wear glasses during sex but they get foggy I think. Contacts are a no. Just no

KLSDJFKLSDJ BITCH SAME- but i have near vision(i can't see shit far only close things) and he/she is gonna be kissing me and near my face so i don't have to worry, how convenient🥰

[sullina]

A person with 20/20 vision: "hey can i try on your glasses?"

Me, who has really bad eyesight and knows how much their eyes will hurt as soon as they put them on: "sure"

[dragontamer05]

Just glasses things - Getting a new glasses case even though don't really need another one. - "Sorry they don't make those frames anymore" - So many bottles of glasses cleaner - Never enough cleaning cloths - "Where's my cleaning cloth?" - "When did the screw fall out?" - Either pay extra for tinted lens or a pair of stupid clip on sunglasses - Fuck Rain

[sullina]

me, able to see almost perfectly through a smudge on my glasses: “i can’t see shit”

[sullina]

people who don’t need prescription glasses probably have no idea how fucking expensive they are