Laurie: i've gotten within like a good five foot radius of him though it was a pretty epic moment for the lovely couple
Me: LOOLLL
Laurie: HOW ABOUT YOU
any lovely crushes that you've never made eye contact with eh?
or HAVE YOU MOVED PAST SECOND BASE AND MADE EYE CONTACT
wow if that's second base i wonder what my idea of first base is
oh yeah the five foot radius thing AHAHAHAJFKLDS
it's been a lonely holiday season ok
Me: i can't
what's happening
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Laurie: i honestly have no idea
i'm high on life
AND LOVE
and a bit of sleep deprivation
Me: OH MY GOD
Laurie: BUT MOSTLY LOVE AND LIFE
BUT WAIT NO ONE CAN KNOW
ABOUT MY RELSTIONSHIP
haha relationship as if its a realationship
but it's just a faketionship
a surrealtionship
a pathetictionship
i'm so lovesick
i'm ill with love so malade
