Some muted colors today, and a knight brandishing the genderqueer flag! This was one of the first ones I used while trying to figure out this weird gender thing.
You know what’s more annoying than most of you all? Who am I kidding, I should say ALL of you. To answer my own question, e v e r y t h i n g. How do you all even make it through the day with your PG lives and masks you hide behind? We all know behind that mask you are far from PG, or maybe only you know that. Luckily I’m here to help entertain. We’re back in action for round tres and I’ve got a special guest with us, and I’ll let you all know who’s behind that mask because I gotta give the credit where it’s due.
I’m very amused with my source and how they chose to rank this list of people but what I’m not amused with is how MARLEY ROSE @marleyjanerose seems to be at the top of it each time. Kinda makes you wonder, huh? Maybe she’s behind this screen or maybe she’s just sleeping her way around town to get noticed or is that reserved for bffs nowadays? I get it all confused. Either way I’m sure we can all verify that she likes to be on top. Now onto someone I haven’t ever seen much of personally but he seems like a catch. PARKER SMYTHE @princeparkersmythe, it’s no secret about how he’s in a relationship with one Bay Motta but is that relationship all it’s cracked up to be? He doesn’t have much to live up to considering who Parker’s ex is but maybe he should get out now, who wants to date someone with no experience and they jump to conclusions all the time? But that’s just our opinion. We’ve all heard of daddy issues but what happens when your issues involve your mother ADELAIDE BERRY @berryadelaide? I’m sure that sister of yours wouldn’t have minded to start up a search party that lasted longer than two minutes.
Don’t let anyone tell you it doesn’t pay off to be at the bottom..
Who doesn’t like to kick a sad puppy when they are down? THOMAS HUDSON @tjhudson, you are no exception. I mean all the offense when I say this next thing. For one I had no idea you could keep your mouth shut long enough to go months without talking to your own family, that’s gotta be a new record, and to top it off it was all for nothing. Who can you trust when your own family lies to you, bro? Has anyone ever notice the amount of followers SUGAR MOTTA @sugarxmottaa has? I’m not talking on social media either. Like have you noticed how many people are willing to be her friend? Money must buy anything and it doesn’t exclude friendship. Where can we sign up, @vincentacciai? There’s just something about someone that always seems to be so happy. How do you do it MASON MCCARTHY @topsyturveymase? Everything that goes on in the world every day and you just never seem to bat an eyelash. With a home life like yours you gotta put on a happy face. Never knew someone could have two mothers, in the form of one being a sister but at least one of them isn’t around to always bug you. Good thing you have group of people to talk this out with every week so you don’t embarrass the family name.
Don’t think I forgot to give the credit where it’s due GRAHAM SMYTHE @grahamsmythe. You are the original ‘ Hot or Not ’ my friend and we couldn’t have done this without you. Until next time kiddos.
Here’s my entire list, you’re welcome to everyone in between the top and bottom, better luck next time I suppose. Or maybe we can switch it up and go for the people in the middle, no one is safe.
Come one, come all or whatever lame shit you McKinley nerds are into right now. You know that little ‘Hot or Not’ list that got spread around a while ago? Well, it’s about to be back and better than ever. You all walk around talking shit and flaunting your lives like you’re so special and paint that picture perfect life on the outside, afraid to let anyone know the real you. I know everything, I see everything you pathetic teens post on line. I know you’re thinking oh some creep is watching me. It’s what you want right? On Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr - the perfect smiles, the perfect lives but I know the truth.
Now, I’m all for a strong female lead but these three ladies seem to walk around like they are just a little better than us all but news flash we all have secrets. Take MARLEY ROSE @marleyjanerose for instance, any time she’s out or at school she hardly eats. I mean, the school food is shit but still is anyone gonna every notice this? Then we have SAVANNAH ROSE @savannahxgrace hopefully someone has introduced her and her little boy toy to some condoms, 16 and pregnant was a phase a few years ago, right? #notcool. Last but not least we have ELIZABETH ABRAMS @mselizalouise who has been running around with a certain top athlete. If you’ve seen what’s written on the stalls we should all know that relationship is going to be nothing but PG but if scores he’s going to get all the points. #prude.
Now, who would I be if I didn’t mention the bottom feeders around here? Lets start this off with ALEC ZIZES @alcoholec, this dude spends a lot more time at school lately, it’s not like the alcohol stash in Sylvester’s desk hasn’t been gone months ago. Some could even say it’s like he lives there but he could just be getting his life together or just using the pages in the library to smoke. Lets move onto KURT HUMMEL @cheerstokurt, I think him and Eliza have a ton in common but that’s just what I’ve come to conclusion with. Has anyone ever seen him in a relationship? And I’m not talking online, like an actual one. We can listen to your stories all day dude but pics or or it didn’t happen. Then we have JADA RUTHERFORD @wildrutherford, y’know the one with a part time job at - oh wait where was that again? Lima is small girlie, wouldn’t we see you around? I’ve seen you out in dark cliche alleys and around the cities corners but is that actually a job?
Here’s my entire list, you’re welcome to everyone in between the top and bottom, better luck next time I suppose.
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