You know what’s more annoying than most of you all? Who am I kidding, I should say ALL of you. To answer my own question, e v e r y t h i n g. How do you all even make it through the day with your PG lives and masks you hide behind? We all know behind that mask you are far from PG, or maybe only you know that. Luckily I’m here to help entertain. We’re back in action for round tres and I’ve got a special guest with us, and I’ll let you all know who’s behind that mask because I gotta give the credit where it’s due.
I’m very amused with my source and how they chose to rank this list of people but what I’m not amused with is how MARLEY ROSE @marleyjanerose seems to be at the top of it each time. Kinda makes you wonder, huh? Maybe she’s behind this screen or maybe she’s just sleeping her way around town to get noticed or is that reserved for bffs nowadays? I get it all confused. Either way I’m sure we can all verify that she likes to be on top. Now onto someone I haven’t ever seen much of personally but he seems like a catch. PARKER SMYTHE @princeparkersmythe, it’s no secret about how he’s in a relationship with one Bay Motta but is that relationship all it’s cracked up to be? He doesn’t have much to live up to considering who Parker’s ex is but maybe he should get out now, who wants to date someone with no experience and they jump to conclusions all the time? But that’s just our opinion. We’ve all heard of daddy issues but what happens when your issues involve your mother ADELAIDE BERRY @berryadelaide? I’m sure that sister of yours wouldn’t have minded to start up a search party that lasted longer than two minutes.
Don’t let anyone tell you it doesn’t pay off to be at the bottom..
Who doesn’t like to kick a sad puppy when they are down? THOMAS HUDSON @tjhudson, you are no exception. I mean all the offense when I say this next thing. For one I had no idea you could keep your mouth shut long enough to go months without talking to your own family, that’s gotta be a new record, and to top it off it was all for nothing. Who can you trust when your own family lies to you, bro? Has anyone ever notice the amount of followers SUGAR MOTTA @sugarxmottaa has? I’m not talking on social media either. Like have you noticed how many people are willing to be her friend? Money must buy anything and it doesn’t exclude friendship. Where can we sign up, @vincentacciai? There’s just something about someone that always seems to be so happy. How do you do it MASON MCCARTHY @topsyturveymase? Everything that goes on in the world every day and you just never seem to bat an eyelash. With a home life like yours you gotta put on a happy face. Never knew someone could have two mothers, in the form of one being a sister but at least one of them isn’t around to always bug you. Good thing you have group of people to talk this out with every week so you don’t embarrass the family name.














