“Listen, no time to talk. I’m hitting you with the Meow-Chi Beam.”
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“Listen, no time to talk. I’m hitting you with the Meow-Chi Beam.”
"Hey, if you're thinkin' of goin' out, don't. Just don't. I've seen some shit out there, man."
"Self care day!" Cue the loud whirring of a power drill.
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Lambda: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Lambda: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Lambda: And atoms never touch each other. Lambda: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
Lambda: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Lambda: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
Lambda: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.
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"Listen. If you ask me to make you a grilled cheese sandwich, and then you ask for fuckin' maple syrup to be in it?! Then you really shouldn't be surprised when I string you up and beat you like a piñata."
@shelledsnientist said- ….what is your opinion on tamagotchi, if I may ask?
"Oh, I love those things! I keep a bunch of 'em on my pants chain!"
"Well, if I'm a Dreamcast boy, then what does that make you?"
"There's a lot of love in my heart and I think I should be able to share it!"