#glitterglitter

[mimoresa]

Shopping haul

[sarvin-world]

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A must have #LBD dropping next week online at #SARVIN ✨ #comingsoon #glitterglitter #sarvinworld (at Kirkburton) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5TcnCrApIl/?igshid=18ilhbl05vzzt

[lizard-priestess]

Me : Forrest are you getting up?

Mordecai, from the kitchen : Me?

Me : Is your name Forrest?

Mordecai, still in the kitchen : No...

Forrest : *laughing silently beside me*

Me : Then I probably wasn't talking to you buddy.

[lizard-priestess]

Also, Mordecai is super sick. Or was? Funny TMI under the cut.

IDK. We left swimming and got about 1/3 of the way home and he said his tummy hurt, and I half brushed it off, then he said he REALLY needed to go to the bathroom. I was like “shit” because he does not mess around when it comes to poop. So just kind of, where can you poop when you’re not home and you don’t want to buy anything? The mall.  So We park, and start walking in and Kai asks me to walk slower because it hurts and “it’s coming out!” SO I  PICKED HIM UP AND SPEED WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM ACROSS THE MALL FROM THE ENTRANCE WE WENT IN AND I’M TELLING HIM TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS, WHILE HE’S DOING HIS BEST AND ALSO TELLING ME THAT IT’S COMING OUT AND I’M JUST LIKE DAMNIT I LEFT MY WALLET IN THE CAR SO IF HE HAS POOPED HIS PANTS, I DUNNO WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. Anyway, we get into the bathroom. No line, Thank gosh. And he unleashes hell on that toilet bowl. I swear it was half water, half solid and 90% of it was forts. Long, wet, noisy, farts. And I’m just sitting there and he’s clearly in pain and grunting and farting and I start laughing. So he starts laughing. And he’s farting and laughing and I’m dying in that stall, almost can’t breathe, tears running down my face laughing. I honestly don’t know if it smelled. Ladies were coming in and going out and me and Kai were in that stall for at least 7 minutes laughing. It was great. Then we washed our hands, and finally got on the road home again.  We made it the rest of the way home with no issues.

[lizard-priestess]

Little Shop of Horrors

So we went to see Little Shop of Horrors at a local high school this evening, because a friend was choreographer/ Audrey II.  Kai was kind of a butt the whole time, but the show started after his bedtime and there was no way to get him to my mom/sister before 7 (the show started at 730), plus, I didn’t ask them ahead of time which would have been the smart thing to do. HA.  Anyway, he was yelling and talking and flailing through the whole show... BUT THEN Audrey II ate one of that characters... and Kai was curious about it. “Did he get eated?”  The second person, he made a sad face (pouty lip). When Audrey II ate the third person, he full on cried. So I cried.  I am 99% certain that this play was not intended to be a sad thing, but here we are. We cried about Little Shop of Horrors.

[lizard-priestess]

You know you've completely lost it when you're the one singing Fred Penner at 9am, while the three year old watches you.