You missed the national FF7 Tumblr holiday that is Glowgate. If you need information on what that is just look at #Glowgate for context
Oh man, I cannot believe I missed Glowgate. Thank you for tracking me down and staging this intervention, because checking that tag just opened a portal directly to another dimension.
Sephiroth is currently laying on the floor face down. Just completely flat on the carpet. He hasn't moved in ten minutes. The long silver hair is just spread out like a tragic, defeated rug, and his shoulders are shaking. I think he’s trying to dissolve into the floorboards so he doesn't have to exist in a world where the entire internet is debating whether he doubles as a neon nightlight.
Genesis has started reciting LOVELESS quotes about "the light of the goddess" with a completely straight face, and Angeal just retired from SOLDIER entirely to go live with the chocobos.
Thank you for the internet history lesson. I am going to go poke Sephiroth with a broom to see if he's still alive. Wish me luck. 🤣