Sephcanons and Screaming

Hi there! Name's Alto. She/Her and most likely having an anxiety attack rn. I laughably fancy myself a storyteller. Currently obsessed with Final Fantasy 7 and all things Sephiroth/Crisis Core. Author of A Monster's Threads on AO3.

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I think too many people forget that, for all of his alien modifications, Sephiroth IS human and IS subject to the nuances of human tragedy. Both of his biological parents were human. He was born from a human mother. Jenova was grafted into him, but Sephiroth's capacity for compassion is indicative of his true human heart. He only really goes full alien after he emotionally/psychologically rejects his own humanity. But it doesn't erase what he is on a fundamental physical and biological level.

Sephiroth was human.

Sephiroth IS human.

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He is a beautiful butterfly ✨

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Work gets out RIGHT when Summer Game Fest starts for me. I don't want to risk the FF7 trailer dropping right when I'm driving home so I might just pull over and watch it on my phone when it happens lmao shit is gonna be hectic 😂

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Kiss a Jenova Project Girlfailure too.

Jenova

Lucrecia

Gillian

Whoever Genesis' mom was idk

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

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I love Gillian and Lucrecia, I'll have you all know. But Gillian looks more approachable and I'd get gay panic around Lucrecia. Sorry Seph your mom is fine, I think if she was a lesbian that would be better for her. Seph would have 2 human moms if I got ahold of that woman😈

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This is how we fix ff7 you guys

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Kiss a Jenova Project Girlfailure too.

Jenova

Lucrecia

Gillian

Whoever Genesis' mom was idk

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

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Because SOMEONE (@altocat) made a CERTAIN POLL and filled it full of loser greasewad dads

I'll give the people what they want😈

Who would you rather kiss?

Rufus Shinra

Sephiroth

Angeal Hewely

Genesis(putting him on here because I don't want him to feel left out)

Remaining time: 19 hours 33 minutes

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I object to this poll, there's no fugly grease lord scientists here 😡

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This ain't about ugly ass father(exclude Genesis for this)

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BUT WHAT ABOUT MOTHERS

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Because SOMEONE (@altocat) made a CERTAIN POLL and filled it full of loser greasewad dads

I'll give the people what they want😈

Who would you rather kiss?

Rufus Shinra

Sephiroth

Angeal Hewely

Genesis(putting him on here because I don't want him to feel left out)

Remaining time: 19 hours 33 minutes

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I object to this poll, there's no fugly grease lord scientists here 😡

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Pichu!!! Where you at in Buffy rn??

OMFG I NEED TO RESUME MY BUFFY BINGE!!!!!! I stopped right before “Surprise” AHHHH the last I remember of the core arc, a cured (???) Drusilla was carrying Spike out of the church, oh god 👀👀👀

Brain has been so wonky the past few weeks dhdhdhd I need some quality content—STARTING EPISODE 13 NOW 🤌💖💖

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angel, plz be ok ;-;

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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN YOU'RE RIGHT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE YESSSSS

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ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLL????!!!!!

They cranked his sweetness w/Buffy up to 11 just to RIP IT AWAY??? WHILE SHE’S SLEEPING IN HIS BED???? EXCUSE ME??????

Other screaming points:

• wheelchair-bound Spike

• Drusilla cheering and clapping when the Judge annihilates its first victim

• GILES WAS AT THE SURPRISE PARTY sgsgsggdgdgsgs

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😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

It's time.

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Pichu!!! Where you at in Buffy rn??

OMFG I NEED TO RESUME MY BUFFY BINGE!!!!!! I stopped right before “Surprise” AHHHH the last I remember of the core arc, a cured (???) Drusilla was carrying Spike out of the church, oh god 👀👀👀

Brain has been so wonky the past few weeks dhdhdhd I need some quality content—STARTING EPISODE 13 NOW 🤌💖💖

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angel, plz be ok ;-;

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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN YOU'RE RIGHT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE YESSSSS

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just watched a lovely video titled “Sephiroth being a standup guy for 6 minutes”, and I legit wanna tear up: the comment section is so fucking sweet Dhdhdhdhd not only do a hefty bulk of the folks adore seeing such a kind Seph and highlight the tragedy of his downfall, but even the folks who don’t like Rebirth say they still appreciate getting to see this genuinely warm and heroic side of the series’s villain. And that is an incredible bit of fandom unity ❤️❤️❤️

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Consider... Hollander is Angeal's dad. Of course he's kissable

And he probably smells like old musty socks 🤢

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Seph's phone being purple is fuckin frying me, tbh.

Ah yes, the color of ROYALTY ✨

And Jenova 😈

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alto, you know hollander is like, the least horrifying out of the three, at least he isnold enough to have a cardiac arrest mid shag

OKAY but consider 😈😈😈

Hollander is the biggest loser of the three

President Shinra has money and power

Hojo canonically scores hot babes, never receives any karma for his shit behavior, and has spawned one of the most aesthetically attractive specimens in the whole of FF.

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I have a headcannon that Attack on Titan would be an anime/show Sephiroth would enjoy. I feel like he'd understand a lot of the characters' motivations (mainly Erens) better than most would, due to the fact that half of those characters lose family members, specifically mothers.

I've only watched Season 1, but yeah I can totally see that!

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If miniroth was somehow able to run away

Even if he managed to get far away from Midgar, I think he'd freak out the second he is well and truly free of Shinra. Without being given orders or having Hojo guiding him, he'd feel completely lost in the world. He'd curl up into a miserable ball and remain locked in place like a baby fawn being left behind by its mother. And he'd likely begin to waste away before Shinra is able to pinpoint his location to retrieve him.

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Angeal realizes he has a crush on sephiroth. When does it happen and how

Angeal feels immediately guilty because he feels like Seph is wayyyy out of his league. How could he ever measure up?

Then, during a mission, Angeal gets hurt and Sephiroth spends days personally tending to him. Angeal slowly realizes that Sephiroth is absolutely frantic at the idea of losing him, even if he tries to hide his feelings.

This, inevitably, leads to the world's awkwardest confession. Which leads the world's awkwardest reciprocation.

Which leads to something more.

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UwU ✨🌸❤️

You can only kiss one.

President Shinra

Hojo

Hollander

Alto I hate this poll and you'll be hearing from my lawyer

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

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HUBBA HUBBA LOOK AT THOSE RESULTS

I HAD NO IDEA HOLLANDER WAS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN 😈