Dear Senku,
It seems my father was mentioned and so here I am, I know you've missed my poor attempts at comedy and overly long letters.
My goal for achieve asexual reproduction sadly has gotten me barred from the lab this week because "mixing random plants together and drinking them isn't science it's insanity". But! I come with a science question!
What are your opinions on genetically modified flowers? I'm too late for Valentines day so don't mistake this as some poor attempt for romance as I do in fact have "W rizz". P.s: Sadly triple-bonded hydrogen was in fact something I used to do by accident in chem. I've well learned my lesson but heating/cooling curves did not improve.
-There'sOnlyOnePersonInsaneEnoughToMakeALongUsernameEvenLongerItsLikelyDarwinsFirstExampleOfNatureSelection
You got barred from the lab for drinking random plant mixtures?
GOOD. That’s not research, that’s speedrunning natural selection. Even your Father would’ve taken notes before ingesting mystery foliage.
Genetically modified flowers, though? Ten billion percent valid science. We’ve been modifying plants for thousands of years through selective breeding—GM just does it faster and with precision. You can enhance color expression, scent compounds, pest resistance, bloom longevity. It’s not “playing god,” it’s editing code we already understand.
As long as you’re not engineering carnivorous roses in your kitchen sink, I’m pro-innovation. But seriously, “W rizz”? I’m glad you didn’t fall through with that. The moment you typed that, it statistically decreased.
P.S. Now, about triple-bonded hydrogen. That’s not a “whoops,” that’s a crime against valence electrons. Go study your fundamentals. Stop drinking mystery plants. And stay out of my lab until further notice.










