#gnome attack

[arbushq]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[defameyou]

How To Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino

This slim volume is a good read if you're bored or if you want to laugh once. If you're really afraid of lawn gnomes, then you're probably going to want professional help instead of a humour book intended to drive you into a deeper paranoia. While well-formatted and full of colorful pictures, this book is one of those editions you'd want sitting on your coffee table to convince your friends you're a funny person. On the upside, it's entirely appropriate for all ages. ISBN: 978-1-58008-463-5