Thirty minute Tolkien pun duel
Michael: now that's what I'm tolkien about!
Andrew: gimli your talking rights.
Michael: leggo, lass
Michael: they're mine
Andrew: You seem awfully sauron this subject
Michael: you're going to eRU challenging me to this pun battle
Andrew: Feels like forever since I saru, man.
Michael: that Took you no time at all
Andrew: Stephen, if he keeps on like this, do you think den e thor?
Michael: ....what?
Andrew: Then he's sore.
Michael: Quenya make a better pun, please?
Stephen: staahhhhhhp
Andrew: More goth is what we need here.
Michael: bit of a non sequitur, but I'll still beat you be-Forlong
Andrew: We've come up with a lot, but you think you can come up with that ang mar?
Michael: does that really count...
Michael: nah. s'cool
Andrew: I didn't see any more puns in your response.
Michael: nahscool. nazgûl
Andrew: And so the real stretching Baggins.
Michael: get some brandy and buck up, it's going to be a long night
Andrew: You know, what Minecraft really needs is more doors.
Michael: that. no. that doesn't
Michael: no
Andrew: You're just annoyed you couldn't come up with another.
Michael: you ulmo-st got me
Andrew: Rad! I'm aghast.
Michael: Tulkas a while to use that one
Andrew: Man, way too long.
Michael: Man, dos Valar are useful, huh?
Andrew: Eh, rue the day I started this.
Michael: made that one already
Andrew: That was a lame implementation of a lame pun
Andrew: I refuse to accept that one
Andrew: I'll discount mine, though
Michael: Olwë-s a problem with you
Andrew: I'm glauring at you right now.
Michael: I will prove to be your Anduin (undoing)
Andrew: You're like a Bard with all these names.
Michael: don't get smaug, we're only getting started
Andrew: If you win, I'll despise your tongue like a worm.
Michael: what, do you think I was b(e)orn yesterday?
Andrew: I'm going to Kili.
Michael: not before I punch you in the Gloin
Andrew: I've been Dwalin on my own too long.
Andrew: Wow, you're really Balin tonight.
Michael: I'm going to start igNori you
Andrew: Ori won't.
Michael: (props for that one)
Michael: I Dain you a worthy opponent
Andrew: Either you orc I will win, and I begin to fear for myself
Michael: I see we're Ent-ering your last pun reserves
Andrew: XD
Michael: feel free to surrender at any time :P
Andrew: I shall climb to challenge you on the mountain. Doom you I will!
Michael: that's a *word*
Andrew: Notice its proximity to mountain?
Michael: it's called Mount Doom only colloquially
Michael: more properly known as Orodruin, and I think you orodru on your pun reserves
Andrew: E, you wyn.
Stephen: for god's sake will you two stop.
Michael: if he actually just conceded, it's over
Andrew: You wish to be in The know, den?
Michael: Vilya stop already, please?
Michael: Nenya puns are good, and it's getting harder and harder to igNarya
Andrew: I want to keep watching the Colbert report, and that's distracting, so sure.