Hank: *is in a fight*
Hank: yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate's an apology letter!
Connor: I'll help you, Lieutenant!
Hank: no, wait-
Connor: yo mama's so fat, she may need to get at least 150 minutes a week of moderate-intensity physical activity to prevent further weight gain or to maintain the loss of a modest amount of weight!
Hank: *sighs*











