#goals basically

[bitdragon]

yuri is actually how i wish i looked when i feel more masc SOOOO

[fluffyfloof]

New person to add to my list of favorite people:

The 70-something man at the trader joes who they always give the hard customer jobs bc he obviously has enough life experience to handle it with grace

Clearly just working there as a retirement career for something to do.  Seems to enjoy it very much.  

Gives me gin recommendations

One time he dyed his hair purple (he has like majorly balding chin length white hair) and I told him I liked it, bc I did, and he was like yes well, my hair looks funny anyway so I figured I might as well just dye it purple

It goes very well with the probably like 4 gauge double piercings he has in each ear, which he apparently also got later in life and his wife teases him about

Always seems very pleased with life

[cunt-inent]

My cousin was telling me her mum left her to go out and was like defrost clean and season the chicken and clean ur room and the kitchen anyway she was doing a shit and her mum rang on the house phone and obviously she didn't pick up so all she heard was her mum leaving a voice mail and basically my cousin had wasted five hours and her mum was coming home in ten minutes so you know what she did?

My girl deadass filled the bath with cold water and soap and left a puddle of water on the floor and lay naked in it like she had slipped and knocked herself unconscious and she fucking got away with it that girl is my hero

[aktagawas]

tbh like .. . . what if i had a pretty boy who i could put a collar on . ..  what the n. .. 

[cheddarcheesevevo]

i wanna be that girl who looks really bitchy and intimidating with purple hair and cool clothes and perfect winged eyeliner but turns out to be really genuinely nice and helpful to people despite perpetuated stereotypes

[languageandperspective]

Really wanna go to like Tennessee/Oregon/Colorado with friends camping n shit