BED PISSER

asia. early-late twenties. can't choose between succubus n succulent; from the planet GJ504B. find me @drunk-org or dream about the life we could have had together. she/he/they/my liege """scorpio"""

[cunt-inent]

FOR THE RECORD. I would never actually guilt someone with killing myself I'm not good at committing

[cunt-inent]

won't lie tho one time a student was really rude to me and I was like what if I killed myself. Would you feel bad?

[cunt-inent]

either you die a hero or you live long enough to become the 25+yo online friend you regularly have to talk down from suicide on a Tuesday night

[cunt-inent]

won't lie tho one time a student was really rude to me and I was like what if I killed myself. Would you feel bad?

[cunt-inent]

MOSTLY it's just stuff against traditional British values (most educators have to promote this as part of their jobs)

[cunt-inent]

posts that make u sound like a nonce

[cunt-inent]

there's been so many times I've said something to a kid and then been like. actually i didn't say that. don't tell anyone

[swurp]

Never had an edible that worked, looks like this one was no different

[swurp]

It has come to my attention that what I ate was a regular dog treat

[mothisdustinthewind]

Edibles don't work if you're already high

[swurp]

Dog treats do

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78

Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)

Voting ended onJun 8

[jumpy-b]

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[leefi]

Source

[leefi]

i love when people tag this with some iteration of "who sat down and coded this?!" the answer is a dev. a dev of the game did this.

[budacub]

THATS IT IM DONE

[peach-pot]

they need to invite a writing that involves no writing

[cunt-inent]

thinking

[cunt-inent]

I just did the most phenomenal shit i had to log on here to tell you

[adampvrrish]

paul w downs is heterosexual??? i've never felt so betrayed by a celebrity's sexuality in my life. he's literally real life kurt hummel, how is this possible

[cunt-inent]

me finding out about natasha lyonnes

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[jareckiworld]

Lee Mullican (1919-1998) — Space [oil on canvas, 1951]

[omegaversereloaded]

from the json kym

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like