#goat lore

[the-goat-offical]

Lord Goat, the children keep biting the pillory. Even the prisoners on it.

They’re just teething and sharpening teeth.

My kids used to do the same, they’ll be fine.

[the-goat-offical]

I feel like it’s the eldest who’s telemachus but then again it could have been the one with puppet shows…

Ooc:

the youngest is a boy I forgot to say

[the-goat-offical]

YPU HAVE KIDS???????????

I had four gangly things running around once upon a time, yes…. And a wife. Though they were taken from me, along with all the other goats and sheep.

I still think of them some times…..

like how my youngest loved puppet shows, or how my first son was all snark and the best parts of his mother, and my second daughter who made us all very proud with her athletic talents and brute strength (which I fear may have surpassed my own at times). And my first daughter and eldest child, quiet and talented with inks, but a true dark-horse once handed a war-hammer….

I miss them all. But it’s nice to see small things that remind me of them. I can almost feel their presence sometimes. It’s comforting.

[the-goat-offical]

gnawing on your horns

ah my, kids. Used to do that……..

Please Stop

[mrdogz]

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[goatlingsvent]

Daily Dose of Made up goatlings lore: day 2

There are taxes in Goatlings, especially a sugar tax because sugar stars are made of real sugar.

Sugar stars are often used outside of money often for baking sweets, because they are infinite and the mines replenish often, so being a sugar star miner is actually pretty lucrative job wise. If they weren't a near infinite resource they're likely be not as many baked goods in Goatlings as they'd be seen as a luxury.

Goatling Princess is a tax evader, and so is Goatlings Prince but both evade taxes for entirely different reasons.

Indie Goatling is secretly Hatsune Miku, secretly Wilbur Minecraft and has actually not made any indie games himself, he just plays Undertale a lot.

Goatlings Prince is a warrior cat fan while goatlings princess kins Vriska.

This has been your daily dose of goatlings lore, brought to you by the Loreling. 🎃

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[goatlingsvent]

Daily goatlings lore tid bits I made up day 1

Schlatt does infact play goatlings and has a princess goat ad to his account he is infact goated at this game. This is because, he is a goat.

Krisgoat knows how to do back flips, and instead of driving she backflips to her day job. She has not entered in any back flip championships because she is modest, but could easily win the top no. 1 backflipper in the world if she did.

Minecraft is canon to goatlings, and the most serious debate goats if goatlings have is whether or not glow squids should come in other colors and drop different color ink sacs so you can make different glow sticks. Glow sticks cannot be placed, but would be held In a offhand to emmit light similar to a soulfire lamp.

Roblox doesn't exist in Goatlings.

Goatlings cannot be homophobic, transphobic or ablest. The concept is alien to them. Players however can be such, and this very blog is evidence of such.

Princess goat knows Brock Obama's last name and it's a guarded secret.

That is your daily dose of made up goatlings lore -the loreling

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[goatalicious]

5 days till my birthday!