Welcome to the Cult!

In the process of taking down the Old Faith | May get busy crusading | Fear Not | 18 YO |

[the-goat-offical]

Late Intro Post!!

Basically I should have written something like this a long time ago but uuuuuuh

Hi!!

Goat Offical!

Thats me :)

I basically rp and ramble here, as well as basically flesh out the personality of my version of the goat all at the same time!

Here’s some important stuff to know!

You can interact with me through @‘s and asks!

I try to keep things somewhat pg (ironic, I know), so NSFW or overly suggestive stuff is a no no.

Your asks can include stuff like in-game drinks or mentacide mushrooms in asks, but just know that goat most likely will not participate in those. This will extend to mentions of alcohol or drugs, since those make me uncomfortable personally.

Sometimes I’m slow to answer asks. I’m so so sooo sorry that I have a life too it’s so embarrassing 😔

If an ask is graphic in some way I try to have trigger warnings, but if it’s Really out there, I just might not answer it. Sorry.

OKAY ONTO MORE GENERAL INFO :D

My main blog is @bb-bird-found !

Tags to look out for are:

#cotl rp

#ooc

#mod posting

And #goat lore (if you see this in the tags of a post, I am dropping head-canon details or hinting at something in my au, so if you ask questions you can get me to drop more hints and lore. 😈)

Ok bye be safe and have fun!!

[goatmogu]

I made a crackship with my friend involving Goat.

It’s really just for fun but Aym + Baal x Goat, this is just self indulgent.

Bonus doodles :

[the-goat-offical]

Ok if I do my cult leader duties (late work) I get to go to the archives (library) and steal a trinket (pick a button from the bowl)

[the-goat-offical]

So I’ve played woolhaven a little

And ooooooooh myyyyyyyy goassssssh

Ynga’s and the sheep’s voices could put me to sleep in the most loving way possible

[the-goat-offical]

heyyy are you alive

Yeah I’ve just been driving a lot. I’m silly

[the-goat-offical]

We missed you!!! Has everything been alright?

Ooc

It’s been good, I was just getting a bit slam dunked in college, since it was my very first semester. I’ve also fallen back into my Mha fixation, so Cotl isn’t my primary fixation (I hope that changes a little with the dlc I bought) but other than that, I’m doing well :)

[the-goat-offical]

I live

[gaotboi]

Gosh you took forever!!

What are we going to do with this mountain of feces

[the-goat-offical]

Blow it up

[the-goat-offical]

I live

[the-goat-offical]

I may be back in a week or two:)

[the-goat-offical]

I think I miss leshy

Me too

[the-lamb-official]

My cult is like one massive daycare except every toddler is lobotomized.

[the-lamb-official]

Oh my me one of them just shat in the crops

[the-goat-offical]

Aparantly one of my kids’ friends was lobotomized once.

[the-goat-offical]

Uh- goat

This lanky mf appeared in the cult what do we do?

Oh it’s this guy again

[bizarrelittlemew]

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[bizarrelittlemew]

So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

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[boundtohappiness]

I can't wait to use all of these ^_^

[imonthemoonitsmadeofcheese]

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[the-goat-offical]

Good day, my Lord. I just want to wish you a pleasant October and strong health so you don't get sick. And also have a great Spooky Month ^^

Oh thank you! I hope this month is extra spooky this year

[the-goat-offical]

Lord goat? Some of the older children have taken to wearing paper crowns with your purple emblem on them. Im not quite sure where they even got purple dye.

(Ooc: going off hiatus early because I’m a silly!)

Well they surely are blessed if they’re finding the materials to make so much purple dye! I see this as an absolute win!

[the-goat-offical]

BRO YOURE A MORMON?!

this isn’t meant negatively, but GODDAMN-

Ooc: Dude, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve gotten compliments on my Cotl Lock Screen or my Cotl t-shirt. At my church-funded college. Almost everyone here is a member and it’s so funny when someone tells me they also know/like/play Cotl.

It’s sort of like the stereotype that religious people can’t play things like Doom or DND because of “sacrilegious undertones”, but in actuality, the were really chill and actually find funny ways to tie stuff like that back to God.

I could actually probably ramble for a bit about how cult of the lamb reminds me of different bible and scripture stories, but I’ll only do that if somebody asks, I don’t wanna come off as forcing religion (lol)

[anon-deactivated35256]

"Religious people don't play dnd"

Then why is the dnd server in in 90% Christians!? I learned to homebrew magic items from a paster for God's sake!

[the-goat-offical]

Ooc: I said it was a stereotype. Not true.

The first time I played dnd it was a mini campaign run by my seminary teacher and it was themed around the plagues of Egypt, because that’s what we were reading about. And everyone in my seminary class played as missionaries. It was really funny and cool. Also my first REAL session was also at said church-funded college, where like 40 students got together and played. There was at least twelve campaigns going on at the same time and it was glorious

[anon-deactivated35256]

Hell ya

Also i was providing evidence to support your point

[the-goat-offical]

BRO YOURE A MORMON?!

this isn’t meant negatively, but GODDAMN-

Ooc: Dude, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve gotten compliments on my Cotl Lock Screen or my Cotl t-shirt. At my church-funded college. Almost everyone here is a member and it’s so funny when someone tells me they also know/like/play Cotl.

It’s sort of like the stereotype that religious people can’t play things like Doom or DND because of “sacrilegious undertones”, but in actuality, the were really chill and actually find funny ways to tie stuff like that back to God.

I could actually probably ramble for a bit about how cult of the lamb reminds me of different bible and scripture stories, but I’ll only do that if somebody asks, I don’t wanna come off as forcing religion (lol)

[anon-deactivated35256]

"Religious people don't play dnd"

Then why is the dnd server in in 90% Christians!? I learned to homebrew magic items from a paster for God's sake!

[the-goat-offical]

Ooc: I said it was a stereotype. Not true.

The first time I played dnd it was a mini campaign run by my seminary teacher and it was themed around the plagues of Egypt, because that’s what we were reading about. And everyone in my seminary class played as missionaries. It was really funny and cool. Also my first REAL session was also at said church-funded college, where like 40 students got together and played. There was at least twelve campaigns going on at the same time and it was glorious