#goat reader

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Wandering dairy salesperson goat hybrid darling who stumbled across Fletcher's [Flemish Rabbit Hybrid Yan] village during the expansion of their daily route deeper into the forest-

Skittish as they are around unfamiliar faces, the bunnies in town warm up to the fellow herbivore as if they'd always been apart of their tight knit circle the first night of their stay.

Gentle giant, kind-hearted and benevolent goat hybrid darling anyone who has the fortune of meeting can't help but love. The farmer is no different, but as captivated by their very existence as Fletcher is - he's fuming over the thought their spouse would allow them to work while with child-

"Y/n, Y/n! Will you still visit after you have your kids? We'd all love to meet them, and your spouse someday!"

"Kid?... Spouse?... Aha, you've got it all wrong- As nice as it would be to have either, I unfortunately lack both."

"Oh? Then how are you able to produce so much milk?"

"I'm not quite sure myself actually- My doctor says it might have something to do with hormones? I've had this issue my entire adult life, so why not put it do better use?"

Did he hear them right? Fetch isn't one to eavesdrop, but he couldn't help but lend an ear. Single and child free? Able to produce milk sweet as they are on top of that?

Fletcher is in over the moon with glee- He would've loved being the father that stepped up to raise Darling's kids with their spouse out of the picture, but since there isn't one to being with all he can think of is how to show the goat he's the right bunny for the position.

Difficult to keep his eyes on the prize with his focus drawn elsewhere- Wet spots bleeding through the goat's shirt as Fletcher quizzes them about their life back home.

"All by yourself, you say?"

"Yes, one of many reasons I love visiting you bunnies so frequently. The quiet is nice for a time, but some nights I do long to return home to someone waiting there for me."

The pair have a lot more in common than Fletcher thought. He hopes they don't mind being the one in wait. He'll reward their patience anyway he can. Coming home to treats made with the goat's milk or a drink straight from the source- Either would be a dream come true for the farmer.

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The Goat + Power

In my Hazbin Hotel stories, the reader character is the Goat—a former journalist who died in the 1980s and later aligned herself with VoxTek, then a rapidly growing media empire. Under Vox’s mentorship, she rises to prominence as a successful talk show host. Like many characters in Hazbin Hotel, she possesses supernatural abilities. This post serves as an overview of her powers and how they manifest. Let's get into it!

🐐 - Fresh in hell, her powers are at their most basic. They consist of defying gravity, mirroring how goats perch at odd angles, and she has telekinesis with limited reach. It's practical, nice for small tasks - raising a cup from the counter, fetching a pen. However, if her temper is flared, gravity begins to shift more drastically. Furniture trembles, objects tilt, it's a hint of the things she can one day do. 🐐 - When her talk show is launched, she rises in popularity, especially given its long run from 1985 to 2014. As a figure who existed before social media and modern cancel culture, the Goat became an informal arbiter of Hell’s public opinion. Her stage was a place where sinners could be uplifted or damned.

🐐- As a celebrity, her powers grow. Her telekinesis expands in range and precision, and her control over gravity deepens. This is when the Goat develops her most unsettling ability: using gravity not just to move objects, but to drag time. 🐐-In dragging time, she pulls gravity inward, densifying the space around a target until reactions lag. On her show, this was often deployed to make guests appear foolish: stuttering through questions, losing their cadence, drowning in their own pauses. Vox, working behind the scenes, helped refine this tactic for broadcast. One side effect of her inward pull is sound distortion. Voices deepen, syllables smear, timing slips. 🐐-Now, it should be noted that the Goat is a Black woman, and her manipulation of speed and timing deliberately references the hip-hop technique “chopping and screwing.” Chopped and screwed music slows a song’s tempo, then manipulates it, producing a hazy and hypnotic effect.

🐐This ability is burdensome to media demons. Even ones as powerful as Vox. She cannot overpower him outright, but she can make him lag, force his speech to lower, skip, and stretch. And for someone who lives by timing, that loss of rhythm is its own kind of threat.

Now, some music.

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Abel's Therapy Goat (Headcanons) SCP 076 X Emotional Support Goat SCP Reader

[Hello My Sexy Muffins, welcome back to another chapter, this was requested off of Youtube and will also be here as a reader and on youtube as a listener. You can find my Youtube by seeing the link on my profile on Wattpad! Anyways I hope that you all enjoy this chapter!]

[Disclaimer: Abel is not yandere in canon and this is just for fun, it is not supposed to be taken seriously. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have it is fine to simp for them in fiction but not want them in real. Please Separate Fiction from reality.]

-Headcanons With SCP 076 and Emotional Support Goat SCP Reader-

.He has a lot of pent-up anger.

.But he was once a shepherd as well.

.So the foundation thought why not take you, a goat person SCP and see if you calm him down?

.You have mountain goat horns and nice large goat ears. a soft coat for your hair and a goat tail.

.You also have the ability to eat damn near anything just like a goat.

.Also your headbutts are extremely strong and you can climb mountains with ease.

.You also have goat hooves and your legs are more shaped like a goat than a human's but have human skin.

.You are brought to Abel and instantly he is on guard with you.

.He does not kill you right away so that is a good thing.

.He watches you for two weeks.

.Just watches you while you are roomed with him. He did not know how to handle being with you.

.Finally, he walks up to you grabs you, and just holds you on his lap stroking your hair.

.He has decided that you are his and that he is going to keep you.

.You end up calming him down.

.But also he is a protective yandere and he still hates humans... SOOOOOOOOO

.When it is time for you to get groomed he is on guard and standing threateningly over them as they work on your horns and hooves.

.He then after a couple of visits threatens them to teach him how to do it.

.You are his so it is HIS job to take care of you.

.He learns and then starts to be very attentive to your care.

.He is controlling in that he makes sure you eat a healthy diet and that he takes care of you.

.He does not want ANYONE else to be taking care of you, he would be damned.

.When they have to take you away for tests

.He goes into kill mode, killing everyone that was trying to take you away and then clinging to you to keep anyone from getting near you.

.After holding you for an hour or three he does calm down and is able to let you leave his arms.

.He would not understand how he feels, he is not good with the romantic feeling he has.

.All he knows is that he wants NO needs you and does not want anyone else to be near you and you make him feel like he has a connection and grounded and warm and fuzzy.

.So when he does figure out he just says he loves you and you are his. Kissing you and keeping you.

.He will get around to the other stuff eventually right now he is content to just hold you close.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy all my super sexy muffins!]

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Some backstory about Goat Reader

-She was a reporter in 1984 before she died. Working at the network Vincent Whittman once took by storm. She's heard about him, his insanity, there's even a few generational ghost stories conjured by the employees. He's a curious subject, but not one to dwell on. -She committed suicide after killing a coworker while intoxicated. What started off as a casual conversation at a holiday party became a tense. Drunk, she expressed her desire to become great. Her coworker laughed and told her it was never going to happen. She and this co-worker already had bad blood so, before she knew it, his blood was on her hands. -She felt regret at the murder and vowed to turn herself in. But she was also selfish: she hated herself for what she did, she hated she was never going to achieve her dreams, she knew she was going to rot in prison. On the way to the police station she drove off the road, straight into water, let herself drown. It was better to die than go to prison. -She wakes up in Hell. Finding she’s been cast there because she (1) Took her Own Life (2) Was Too Proud (3) Selfish (4) Had Anger Issues that went unchecked for so long. -The Goat doesn’t understand this, feeling as though she’s been good ALL of her life, tried to be perfect 24/7! Then she slips up, commits ‘one mistake’ and now she’s in hell as some kind of monster? After wallowing in self-pity she decides to work at VoxTek. -For a long while, she has no idea Vox is Vincent Whittman. -Her standard demon form is a goat, representing her sense of ambition. But, her demon form is actually a Sea Goat, which correlates with her watery death. She loses the legs, gets a tail. -Vox guesses she's cute in that aquatic monster form. 🦈

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One day I'll illustrate this character design stuff. But, when working with Vox in the 80s, the Goat has pressed out big hair, basic earrings, primarily seen in business outfits. Vox isn't asking for extravagance, he's asking for a woman to be presentable, especially if she's next to him. While 80s-oriented, there's elements definitely rooted in 50s ideas.

When with Velvette, the Goat's forced to accessorize more. Her hair differs from afros to silk presses, even high ponytails. Generally, she doesn't like her hair laying flat, thinking it makes the horns look big. Of course, her fashion teeters from modern and youthful, to business casual, but Velvette emphasizes style if they're out together.

If the Goat's on her own? Her hairs grown out, straightened and curled. The amount of jewelry she wears amplifies, but her fashion stays business-oriented. She's in her maximum, indulgent form.

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The GOAT + Power

A person Goat Reader admired on Earth is someone Oprah-Winfrey Adjacent.

In real life, Oprah was originally a radio reporter before becoming the first Black female news anchor in Nashville. Later, she would become a talk show host in the 80s, and from there she became the tycoon we know now.

Now, the Goat dies in the 1980s so, she only knows of her Oprah-Adjacent Idol being a reporter, then a talk show host. And as a reporter, she thinks to herself, 'that's me, that's going to be me.' Because that's good enough for a human woman like her.

In Hell, the Goat, teetering on the edge of being an overlord, has the desire to become more like the Oprah we know now. Once she learns the rules - the sky's the limit. Vox taught her well, and now in the 2010s she wants her own network composed of sinners with media ambitions.

And as I said here & here, Vox can't let that happen. He loves the Goat. Wants her near and capable of being observed. You can go far, with him.

Had Vox let the Goat go, I don't think his media corporation and her's would have managed to co-exist. Even if they parted on good terms, there would naturally be a clash because she's taking his viewers (and potential souls) away. Fame on the line, they're not playing nice with each other. Of course, he could have offered the Goat to rebrand and become a V. But the thing about the Goat is that she doesn't settle, she doesn't want to be held down on a leash and work under Vox's terms anymore. Her name is her name, not Vox's to choose.

And frankly, like, Vox at his height of fame: she would be anything but humble when getting what she wants. Within a few years, she's power-tripping and determined to be the best in show business. Vox's fears came to life - but hey, this is Hell.

Wesley's Theory is a song I associate with her arrogance as a mogul. The chorus represents her feelings towards Vox. (At first I did love you -- but now I just wanna fuck.) But the second verse? That's her variation of the Vee's Trust Us.

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animal crossing style goat reader and...a friend's oc. born from discord shenanigans 😂

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My headcanon voice for The Goat/Sheila/Baasha is Adrianna Hicks. Largely because she's the love interest of Christian's character here.