Mar 20
Do y'all ever just reminisce on the past?
Or how things could've ended differently.
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Do y'all ever just reminisce on the past?
Or how things could've ended differently.
Goat Thought
Eskel has to build a smaller, goat-safe version of the Witcher training obstacle course because Lil Bleater keeps getting into the real one and he’s worried that she’ll get hurt.
Goat Thought
Eskel and Lil Bleater take naps together in patches of sunlight
Goat Thought
Eskel knits himself and Lil’ Bleater matching sweaters.
Goat Thought
Lil’ Bleater enjoys chewing many things.
One of her favorite things to chew is Geralt’s hair when he falls asleep in front of the fire.
Geralt is not a fan of her hairstyling technique.
Goat Thought
Picture with me a Yzma-esc mage who really liked to fuck around with the mutagens and potions
This mage experiments by adding goat genetic material into a potion with the intention of improving Witcher climbing or something
But
When newly minted Witcher Eskel tries the potion he gets goated
Goatified
Whatever we want to call it
Suddenly there’s a panic because each Witcher that passes the trials is valuable and now this one is running around as a fucking goat
The elder witchers and mages are frantically trying to fix what went wrong and turn Eskel back
Meanwhile Eskel is having a fucking blast messing around as a goat, once he got over the panic of turning into an ungulate
He climbs all over Kaer Morhen, jumps from increasingly worrying perches, chews anything that holds still long enough, and disrupts training sessions by biting the instructor on the ass
When he finally gets turned back he claims that he had no control over his goat instincts and can’t be blamed for the chaos
He lied
Goat Thought
Lil’ Bleater can often be found scaling the walls of Kaer Morhen.
She is the one who taught Roach how to climb buildings.
Goat Thought
Lil’ Bleater likes to munch the toes and heels of socks and the crotch of pants.
But only if they belong to Lambert.
Lambert does not appreciate this.