#goblims

[cottagepatch]

Never forget 🐸✌🏽

[crop-bound]

❓for chewwy

random farmer asks | @goblims❓ - what’s a weird talent or skill they have?

➕                              she is, too good at math. she’s never had an issue with it. give her an equation and she could most likely solve it in a couple minutes. 

[cottagepatch]

The behbehs are hongry💗

[cottagepatch]

lovely organic leaf soop!

Leaf SOOP recipe 🍂

Crunchy or fresh, it all depends on if you prefer texture <momch momch> or tasty <tastes like how trees smell>.

• basket of leaves 🍁

Basket size is up to you, as well. If you are not too hungry, smol basket. Very hungry, LARGE basket. (If in doubt, go large. Left overs are snaccs for later)

• dirt 🌏

Dirt is an essential ingredient in goblin recipes. It adds texture and flavor that can’t be found anywhere else. If you prefer spending time in forests, you will enjoy the dirt found by large trees. If you like muddy river spaces, the dirt at the bottom of ponds (be safe when retrieving, do not disrupt the froggos) will be your yummo yum yum flavor.

This is all you need! Once you have gathered your leaves, pick a bowl or stump or tire to contain them in and sprinkle the dirt over them. Mix tenderly, so the crunchiness of the leaves can be preserved for when you eat it (I know it’s hard to not cronch cronchy things. Only a few crunchies.)

If you want to be a ✨fawwwncy goblin, garnish with some fallen twigs!!!

Let sit in the sunlight☀️for one day, and bask in the moonlight🌛for two nights. This will allow all the ingredients to meld auras, making for a healthy meal for the soul as well as the stomach.

For an extra touch, eat with a wooden spoon (or a spoon you saved from being thrown out). Both add a special flavor to your soop!

[crop-bound]

CHAOS TIME. jinn cherry fusion

farmer fusions | @goblims / @askfarmerjinn

🐝                         🤡🤡🤡

[crop-bound]

ur so cool.... art so yolo......... swag

2019 thoughts | @goblims

oh fug,,,,, oh shid,,,,, dood,,,,,,, u inspire me,,,,,, tysm for being my friend,,,,,,,,, that’s very swag of u,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, uwu

[worldgonematt]

"WAHAHAHAHA! Yer a real shoddy deity ain'tcha pal, lookit ye. A pale wind could knock ye over, an ye'd let it, wouldn'cha?" Smug grin. png -yan (@the-hollowwood, also i feel naked without anon. covers main blog with hands)

we love to harass matt: @the-hollowwood

“Ah?” Matt is so startled by this proclamation he cannot help but to laugh, a bright chuckle of delight looking down to the witch. “I do not think this is such a bad thing. Perhaps once I looked much more powerful, but today is not that day.” It was nice to reminisce about when he had worshippers and strength and some weight to his frame, when his seat at a thone could be rightly occupied. 

But, well. This was the present, and he was here, scarred and tired and ancient, but here all the same.

“I may not look like much, but at least my horns are real and not borrowed.” 

[footsleep-moved]

🍥 ?:o

u know those sugary rainbow candies thatre kinda chewy?? ya those