#goblinxmutant

[goblinxmutant-blog]

Gimli blinked drunkenly, then picked up his own axe and waved it heartily, coming very close to lobbing off a nearby dwarf’s beard. “Right y’are! I’ll go get mah- mah pretty elf prince, and no king is go- gonna stop me!”

[kingofiron]

The dwarf king already knocked out a few others on accident while swaying with hammer in hand. "GO! Follow yer dream and make 'im yer dream! Feel the dream, be the dream, touch the dream. TOUCH IT!" Dain slapped Gimli's back hard. "I got Randy...I mean Queen Thrandy covered! Go get 'im princeling!"

[kingofiron]

"I guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it." (HELLO HAVE A GIMLI)

Once Upon a Time ——- Starters

"Gimli listen! Go to her…him! Follow yer dream! Go now! I shall distract the fairy sprite King, so you go whisk her—him off their feet! Go! FER LOVE!" Dain drunkenly picks up his hammer and runs off to find Thranduil.