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Not tryna flex, but...

My dad works in a plastic manufacturing plant, and his latest project is dice.

He even put glitter in some for me! :)

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As of you seeing this post, it is now illegal for any self identified or otherwise Goblins to have not watched the YouTube channel Mepearla.

If you or someone you love has not done so, please reconcile this immediately.

If you have failed to watch this YouTube channel in the next 10 minutes, your Goblin title will be revoked.

Disclaimer: this does not include goblins who live under rocks or bridges as they do not have internet access.

Are you really missing teeth if you keep them in a jar on your mantel?

I GOT 2 NEW BOIS TODAy

their names are Oreo and Cookie

My current act of rebellion: bringing lil baby snails and slugs in the house and taking care of them when my mom said not to

The time I found a possom

I went into the woods

And found a weird tree with a hold in it

Inside the hole was a furry thing

I thought it was bunny

It was not

I poked it with a stik

And it turned around in the hole to reveal a little lizard looking face

Henlo fren

Henlo he says

And I leave and let him sleep

The end

Screw the mothman, what about Moldman?

I got a new beautiful bottle today for my rainwater. Pics coming later :)

#goblym